@envgen wait, you're forgetting

* sports

and

* ultra sports

@envgen maybe those are just a US thing, tho. 🤷

@gdkar what does sports even smell of. sweat, changing rooms, mud, mildewy showers???

@envgen @gdkar sports smells like sweat badly hidden by deodorant

@luluberlu @gdkar *guitar riff*

@envgen @gdkar are you sitcomming me

@envgen iiiii can't really describe it in words. 😅

@gdkar @envgen squirty deodorant

@er1n @gdkar @envgen STOP

@er1n @envgen 🚫💦

@er1n @gdkar @envgen worst thing I've read today

@sickasfrick @er1n @gdkar squirthan

@envgen @er1n @gdkar https://slime.global/media/rBclqvQ3FUInoj_snm0

@envgen @sickasfrick @gdkar sqeethan

@er1n @envgen @gdkar https://slime.global/media/Lhw2PewKsfH30wlyIbA

@envgen on further consideration, i'm not sure if this is actually "men's deoderant" or, rather, "sports deoderant that, like, you could probably wear if you're maybe a man i guess." 🤷

@envgen i got this for christmas

@hirojin is that cardboard deodorant

@envgen nah, it's naked deodorant https://nuud.care/en/

@envgen the others i can almost understand... but rubber and glue? the fragrance after a fetish romp

@candle i think it was specifically "tyres"

@envgen @candle .... so you're saying it would smell like...

@envgen please make me smell like a mechanic who does woodcraft on weekends

@eden @envgen would 100% unironically wear that aftershave, not gonna lie. I ❤ woodshavings.

@PatchworkMind @envgen lynx knew their target market apparently

@eden @envgen A guy can dream; the usual stuff smells like car airfreshener. Blegh.

@envgen I'd love to smell like burning wood

@envgen I have a discomforting memory of Lynx shower gel coming with a sponge marketed as a "manwasher" and that really stalled my train of thought as I struggled to process this information.

@envgen

@007 @envgen ah, the cheap smell of teenage desperation, to quote mock the week

@envgen those are all whiskey

@envgen @Sir_Boops

... actually, if it weren't for the, you know, stickiness of it... the *purple* glue sticks some of us had back in school actually did smell pretty good.

Maybe I'm on to something here... 🤔

@kithop @envgen