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Ethan J. A. Schoonover

I am at that precarious moment of every beard owner where the length is good but if I don't trim it WITHIN THE NEXT 12 HOURS I will immediately look like I have written a conspiracy manifesto.

@ethanschoonover oh crap. Now I’m concerned I unknowingly wrote a manifesto.

@greg it's possible! happens to the best of us, the bearded and grizzled

@ethanschoonover I though I was writing a design document, but on reflection it's a manifesto.

@ethanschoonover Long beards display our manifest(o) destiny.

@ethanschoonover I think I remember an episode of Boy Meets World where the main character says something to the effect of "and today is my perfect hair day.... So that is how I know tomorrow is the day to cut it"