mastodon is the kind of place where if you were publicly humiliated for spilling baked beans on yourself at a cartoon movie people would console you and lift your broken spirits

@helldude Nobody should be shamed for eating baked beans.

@helldude you can just admit you spilled the beans instead of this you know

@helldude i'll do it if someone dumped lentils on themselves

but baked beans? not a god damn chance

@skrrt_vonnegut Mastodon't be mocking my Boston Baked Beans and their yummy goodness.

@helldude This American of African descent is currently consuming seeds of one of several genera of flowering plant family Fabaceae.

@helldude if that isn't in an official mission statement, it should be.

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