HAPPY WORLD GOTH Dβ
no wait fuck
DREARY, WOEFUL WORLD GOTH DAY!
@irisjaycomics Honestly the fact it's not halloween strikes me as Some Bullshit.
@IrisKalmia Like, October is Goth MONTH, I feel like we could at least get in the BALLPARK
ANYWAYS, no matter what day it is, itβs always good to remember: youβre definitely going to die eventually, so you might as well look as hot and weird as possible until then
@irisjaycomics It's to promote the concept of summer goth
@idesofmerch fair point and this is a good thing to promote
@irisjaycomics I'm wearing a thin black tank top; am I Goth Valid? :V
@Bonesnail u r valid, fwiend *places my horrible talon on your shoulder*
@irisjaycomics as I got this notification a mini thunderstorm starting popping here so I feel Peak Goth.
@irisjaycomics Psh, I'm a cheerful goth.
Everything sucks and I'm okay! 
@irisjaycomics GOTH NIGHT, plz. We don't acknowledge the daystar.
It strikes me as weird that World Goth Day isnβt on Halloween, since like, thatβs the day ANYONE can and is encouraged to be goth. Holding it in the middle of May does weed out the people who canβt wear heavy black clothing in the heat, but doesnβt that kind of smack of elitism