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replace all instances of the word 'post' in your life with 'toot'. for example. tootpunk. tootmodern. lamptoot. washington toot. first past the toot. la toote. deutsche toot. united states tootal service.

@jk How did you get that information?

It arrived today by first class toot.

@jk this can also work in reverse

posth fairy. postorial. buckposted. posthbrush. postie roll

@jk toothumous, as in, "I enjoyed David Bowie's toothumous release."

@jk toottraumatic-stress disorder

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sorry, that's probably in horrible taste

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The Twelve Atootles
Imtootor syndrome
A remote outtoot
Lunge, parry, ritoot
Bedtoots
Tootgraduate degree

@jk toot mortem, scratching toot, tooter paint, going tootal, The Tootman - staring Kevin Costner.

@jk
I love to travel and send tootcards.

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@jk atootle, atootasy, Atootolic See, imtootor, tooture.

@jk Going Tootal. Performing a Tootmortem. Geez, I’m grim.

@jk this had me laughing for literally several solid minutes

@jk tootscript, tootpartem depression, toot apocalypse...

@jk antagonist of the first Walking with Dinosaurs episode, the Tootasuchus.

@jk Disagree.

post is better because it doesnt erase pleroma, gnusocial, and othjer activity post stuffs
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