replace all instances of the word 'post' in your life with 'toot'. for example. tootpunk. tootmodern. lamptoot. washington toot. first past the toot. la toote. deutsche toot. united states tootal service.
@jk How did you get that information?
It arrived today by first class toot.
@jk Atootrophe. Fencetoot.
@jk this can also work in reverse
posth fairy. postorial. buckposted. posthbrush. postie roll
@jk toothumous, as in, "I enjoyed David Bowie's toothumous release."
@jk the irresistable force meets the unmoveable toot
@jk toottraumatic-stress disorder
sorry, that's probably in horrible taste
The Twelve Atootles
A remote outtoot
Lunge, parry, ritoot
@jk Imtootor Syndrome
@jk You said “instances”, didn’t you?!
@jk toot mortem, scratching toot, tooter paint, going tootal, The Tootman - staring Kevin Costner.
@jk How pretooterous
@jk la toote :')
@jk four-toot bed
I love to travel and send tootcards.
And eat toot toasties.
@jk how tootmodern of you
@hisham_hm how tootmodern of YOU
@jk The Twelve Atootles
@jk I would visit the Toot Modern
@jk insufficient tootage
@jk atootle, atootasy, Atootolic See, imtootor, tooture.
@jk Going Tootal. Performing a Tootmortem. Geez, I’m grim.
@jk this had me laughing for literally several solid minutes
@jk TOOT HOLE DIGGER
@jk toot-metal, toot black-metal...
@jk The Washington Toot
@jk ex toot facto
@jk tootmodern neo-marxism
@jk tootscript, tootpartem depression, toot apocalypse...
@jk antagonist of the first Walking with Dinosaurs episode, the Tootasuchus.
@jk tootdoctoral researcher
@jk I'm working at la toote this summer... Amazing
@jk toot-apocalyptic universe.
Toot modern neo Marxism
@jk you're not my real dad you're an imtooter
@jk toot haste!
@jk toot malone
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