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They'll make some of the answers wrong in multiple choice questions just to trick you

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They'll make some of the answers wrong in multiple choice questions just to trick you

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Lock them up and throw away the quiche

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Lock them up and throw away the quiche

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Moderation is good as long as you don’t overdo it.

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Moderation is good as long as you don’t overdo it.

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I love emerging from one of the many hatches I've had installed around the city

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I love emerging from one of the many hatches I've had installed around the city

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A shark will ONLY attack you if you are wet

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A shark will ONLY attack you if you are wet

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If you put a pair of glasses on a cat I will implicitly trust that cat to give me important financial advice

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If you put a pair of glasses on a cat I will implicitly trust that cat to give me important financial advice

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C'mon #Lewis

#Hamnertime #LH44 #F1 #BahrainGP

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C'mon #Lewis

#Hamnertime #LH44 #F1 #BahrainGP

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So I think I came up with a new kind of coffee. I call it the mayo latte. A regular latte with a touch of mayonnaise in it.

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So I think I came up with a new kind of coffee. I call it the mayo latte. A regular latte with a touch of mayonnaise in it.

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If you wear your old prom dress to the pharmacy, they’ll fill your antidepressants faster.

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If you wear your old prom dress to the pharmacy, they’ll fill your antidepressants faster.

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You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox

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You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox

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CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays
PEOPLE: Ok so no eggs for breakfast
CC: No, eggs are ok
P: But eggs are chicken
CC: Not until they hatch
P: So the thing isn't the thing until it's born?
CC: Correct—um, no, wait.

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CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays
PEOPLE: Ok so no eggs for breakfast
CC: No, eggs are ok
P: But eggs are chicken
CC: Not until they hatch
P: So the thing isn't the thing until it's born?
CC: Correct—um, no, wait.

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I've just changed Mastodon instances as I'm retiring my home server.

I've also changed profile pic but it's still me.

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I've just changed Mastodon instances as I'm retiring my home server.

I've also changed profile pic but it's still me.

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When I'm not accidentally eating small pieces of plastic or being chased around my garden by a wasp, I like to spend my free time colliding with wooden furniture and using common idioms incorrectly

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When I'm not accidentally eating small pieces of plastic or being chased around my garden by a wasp, I like to spend my free time colliding with wooden furniture and using common idioms incorrectly