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New Speak With Monsters comic up at Dogs & Sorcerers!

https://buff.ly/3OpZEkI

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New Speak With Monsters comic up at Dogs & Sorcerers!

https://buff.ly/3OpZEkI

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Rudolph: The Lost Scene
https://buff.ly/4hV6tbM

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Rudolph: The Lost Scene
https://buff.ly/4hV6tbM

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The latest installment of my serial novel, "Sean and Wormwood, The Friendly Satanists" is up!

https://buff.ly/3CA3kOk

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The latest installment of my serial novel, "Sean and Wormwood, The Friendly Satanists" is up!

https://buff.ly/3CA3kOk

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Humans of Earth! I'm proud to present "The Book of Ratings, Annotated and Expanded," now available as an ebook or paperback! All the Ratings from the first edition, plus Ratings that aren't on the web, plus Ratings written especially for this book. https://www. amazon.com/Book-Ratings-Annota ted-Expanded-Everything/dp/B0DMVS1D44

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Humans of Earth! I'm proud to present "The Book of Ratings, Annotated and Expanded," now available as an ebook or paperback! All the Ratings from the first edition, plus Ratings that aren't on the web, plus Ratings written especially for this book. https://www. amazon.com/Book-Ratings-Annota ted-Expanded-Everything/dp/B0DMVS1D44

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Sometimes I have trouble remembering common words for just a moment, and some of those times I am disappointed when I remember what the word is. Last night I couldn't remember the word for a baby chicken. "Pollito"? No, that's Spanish. "Poussin"? No, that's French. "Chick"? Really? Really, English? That's the best you can do?

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Sometimes I have trouble remembering common words for just a moment, and some of those times I am disappointed when I remember what the word is. Last night I couldn't remember the word for a baby chicken. "Pollito"? No, that's Spanish. "Poussin"? No, that's French. "Chick"? Really? Really, English? That's the best you can do?

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Speak With Monsters has a new update!

https://www. dogsandsorcerers.com/p/speak-w ith-monsters-sahuagin

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Speak With Monsters has a new update!

https://www. dogsandsorcerers.com/p/speak-w ith-monsters-sahuagin

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I just had an idea. Bluetooth dead man's switch so you can fall asleep listening to an audiobook and not miss anything. Which way is Kickstarter?

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I just had an idea. Bluetooth dead man's switch so you can fall asleep listening to an audiobook and not miss anything. Which way is Kickstarter?

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Amusingly enough, when I uploaded the manuscript for The Book of Ratings, it flagged a bunch of words that it didn’t recognize. Those words are:

wombit
mermaidenly
chorfing
crunchberries
anagrammy
everyjerk
super-heroish
abominative
weatherfolk
whackity-whackity-whack
splorch
-tabulous
heartwarmingness
tabmow
froufing
palsy-walsys
phonelings
wonking
mind-cloudingly
chocobos
mermoji
merthey
bunkings
pinballitude

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Amusingly enough, when I uploaded the manuscript for The Book of Ratings, it flagged a bunch of words that it didn’t recognize. Those words are:

wombit
mermaidenly
chorfing
crunchberries
anagrammy
everyjerk
super-heroish
abominative
weatherfolk
whackity-whackity-whack
splorch
-tabulous
heartwarmingness
tabmow
froufing
palsy-walsys
phonelings
wonking
mind-cloudingly
chocobos
mermoji
merthey
bunkings
pinballitude

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Ugh, I didn't realize Amazon's deadline for the paperback was in GMT. Looks like the launch will be Tuesday, a week from tomorrow.

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Ugh, I didn't realize Amazon's deadline for the paperback was in GMT. Looks like the launch will be Tuesday, a week from tomorrow.

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New installment of Sean and Wormwood, the Friendly Satanists is out!

https://buff.ly/3YR6lBw

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New installment of Sean and Wormwood, the Friendly Satanists is out!

https://buff.ly/3YR6lBw

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One week until The Book of Ratings, Annotated and Expanded launches! I am donating 10% of royalties from this book to Advocates for Trans Equality (transequality.org). Ebook is up for preorder, paperback will come out the same day.

https://www. amazon.com/Book-Ratings-Annota ted-Expanded-Everything-ebook/dp/B0DL4SW3P7

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One week until The Book of Ratings, Annotated and Expanded launches! I am donating 10% of royalties from this book to Advocates for Trans Equality (transequality.org). Ebook is up for preorder, paperback will come out the same day.

https://www. amazon.com/Book-Ratings-Annota ted-Expanded-Everything-ebook/dp/B0DL4SW3P7

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The cover of the Book of Ratings, Annotated and Expanded

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For the record, I expect it to be a reputable trans-rights organization.

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For the record, I expect it to be a reputable trans-rights organization.

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I'm thinking of donating 10% of royalties from The Book of Ratings launch to a non-profit organization and using that in promos. To me, that feels reasonable and helpful, but I’m concerned it will come across as distasteful or exploitative.

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I'm thinking of donating 10% of royalties from The Book of Ratings launch to a non-profit organization and using that in promos. To me, that feels reasonable and helpful, but I’m concerned it will come across as distasteful or exploitative.

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Finished the annotations for The Book of Ratings. Amazon is balking at uploading the cover for the paperback. Hoping my copy editor is done by Monday, because that's the deadline. Launch date is the 17th. Probably not the best time to launch a humor book, but chop wood, carry water.

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Finished the annotations for The Book of Ratings. Amazon is balking at uploading the cover for the paperback. Hoping my copy editor is done by Monday, because that's the deadline. Launch date is the 17th. Probably not the best time to launch a humor book, but chop wood, carry water.

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New Speaks With Monsters is up!
https://buff.ly/3Cjtu7X

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New Speaks With Monsters is up!
https://buff.ly/3Cjtu7X

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If you're in the mood for a little light reading as a distraction, here's the revised version of the first chapter of my unpublished novel Jinbodgers.

https://buff.ly/4fBsjPr

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If you're in the mood for a little light reading as a distraction, here's the revised version of the first chapter of my unpublished novel Jinbodgers.

https://buff.ly/4fBsjPr

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@skinnylatte One of my favorite memories from growing up in Santa Cruz is waking up on foggy days to the sound of sea lions barking in the distance.

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@skinnylatte One of my favorite memories from growing up in Santa Cruz is waking up on foggy days to the sound of sea lions barking in the distance.

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New installment of Sean and Wormwood, The Friendly Satanists is up!

https://buff.ly/4hN1ObZ

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New installment of Sean and Wormwood, The Friendly Satanists is up!

https://buff.ly/4hN1ObZ

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@MedievalCow Can I get an invite? I might stop by and say hi sometime.

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@MedievalCow Can I get an invite? I might stop by and say hi sometime.

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Is the brunchma Discord still a thing?

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Is the brunchma Discord still a thing?