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I didn't want to have to learn how to bend gazelle to my whims, and yet

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I didn't want to have to learn how to bend gazelle to my whims, and yet

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Absolutely the kind of day where it turns out all my problems are due to overly helpful automation that overrides the things the docs say should do what I want

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Absolutely the kind of day where it turns out all my problems are due to overly helpful automation that overrides the things the docs say should do what I want

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I suspect that the number of Bazel experts out there is not terribly large, but: I'm hitting https://github.com/bazelbuild/rules_go/issues/3203 - one of the dependencies of a go_library() target needs a specific build tag to work in my environment. Is there any way to do that at the moment?

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I suspect that the number of Bazel experts out there is not terribly large, but: I'm hitting https://github.com/bazelbuild/rules_go/issues/3203 - one of the dependencies of a go_library() target needs a specific build tag to work in my environment. Is there any way to do that at the moment?

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I'll shortly be attempting to migrate to another instance (theoretically all followers automatically get updated? Exciting times), so a brief #introduction while I'm still on this one - I'm a security developer, Linux contributor, and free software advocate focused on ensuring that people are able to make informed decisions about whether their computers are trustworthy and what software can run on them. I also reverse engineer weird IoT things and tend to find exceedingly strange bugs.

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I'll shortly be attempting to migrate to another instance (theoretically all followers automatically get updated? Exciting times), so a brief #introduction while I'm still on this one - I'm a security developer, Linux contributor, and free software advocate focused on ensuring that people are able to make informed decisions about whether their computers are trustworthy and what software can run on them. I also reverse engineer weird IoT things and tend to find exceedingly strange bugs.

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"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a miniature Falcon 9 stage 1

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"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a miniature Falcon 9 stage 1

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I mean let's be realistic it'd probably end up with me just shitposting about Elon buy let's pretend I actually have my shit together

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I mean let's be realistic it'd probably end up with me just shitposting about Elon buy let's pretend I actually have my shit together

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Let's say I had a month to just work on interesting things - what have I talked about (but not implemented) over the past couple of years that would interest you most?

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Let's say I had a month to just work on interesting things - what have I talked about (but not implemented) over the past couple of years that would interest you most?

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The story of Twitter's acquisition from the perspective of Elon, Jack, Parag, Jason, Grimes, and (inspired by
@zatapatique@twitter.com) the car he sent to space

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The story of Twitter's acquisition from the perspective of Elon, Jack, Parag, Jason, Grimes, and (inspired by
@zatapatique@twitter.com) the car he sent to space

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The Booksmith in SF used to have a monthly competition where people would write terrible erotica parodying a book from the perspective of different figures, such as the computer in Jurassic Park. Anyway, someone needs to do that for the current Twitter situation.

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The Booksmith in SF used to have a monthly competition where people would write terrible erotica parodying a book from the perspective of different figures, such as the computer in Jurassic Park. Anyway, someone needs to do that for the current Twitter situation.

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(And how different would Usenet have been if news admins *had* been more aggressive about just dropping all messages from poor quality peers?)

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(And how different would Usenet have been if news admins *had* been more aggressive about just dropping all messages from poor quality peers?)

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In some ways I worry whether this will end up being seen in a similar way to Usenet's eternal September, though I think the existence of moderation tools other than "cmsg cancel" probably means we see a different outcome

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In some ways I worry whether this will end up being seen in a similar way to Usenet's eternal September, though I think the existence of moderation tools other than "cmsg cancel" probably means we see a different outcome

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Mastodon is currently a fascinating experience, as people try to feel their way around something that's almost but not entirely like Twitter in certain ways, but which has a very different set of social expectations

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Mastodon is currently a fascinating experience, as people try to feel their way around something that's almost but not entirely like Twitter in certain ways, but which has a very different set of social expectations

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That scene from Iron Man II, except it's Elon saying "I have an idea to democratise journalism"

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That scene from Iron Man II, except it's Elon saying "I have an idea to democratise journalism"

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The Twitter checkmark that used to indicate identity verification but will now be given to anyone who pays $8 will be temporarily taken away if you change your profile name because uh (sound of distant bong rips)

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The Twitter checkmark that used to indicate identity verification but will now be given to anyone who pays $8 will be temporarily taken away if you change your profile name because uh (sound of distant bong rips)

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I'm not going to try re-posting Mastodon to Twitter because there's just way too much mismatch in functionality in that direction

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I'm not going to try re-posting Mastodon to Twitter because there's just way too much mismatch in functionality in that direction

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Going to experiment cross-posting to Mastodon - I generally dislike trying to treat one platform as if it's another so I don't hold out too much hope for this, but we'll see how well it works

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Going to experiment cross-posting to Mastodon - I generally dislike trying to treat one platform as if it's another so I don't hold out too much hope for this, but we'll see how well it works

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@EricZhang456@mstdn.starnix.network That seems to let me toggle between "All" and "Mentions" which isn't quite what I want - I'm interested in seeing that a post was popular, but I don't need an individual notification for every interaction

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@EricZhang456@mstdn.starnix.network That seems to let me toggle between "All" and "Mentions" which isn't quite what I want - I'm interested in seeing that a post was popular, but I don't need an individual notification for every interaction

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Hmm is there any way to get the notifications UI to collapse likes/follows/boosts rather than showing an individual entry for each event?

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Hmm is there any way to get the notifications UI to collapse likes/follows/boosts rather than showing an individual entry for each event?

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Although tbf I'm getting more of an Orkut vibe

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Although tbf I'm getting more of an Orkut vibe

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I haven't been this excited since I signed up for Google Plus!

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I haven't been this excited since I signed up for Google Plus!