@mogwai_poet I am really enjoying the dissonance of being elitist about a hot dog.
@rainwarrior I think that's honestly part of it -- a defense mechanism to let people know that no, seriously, hot dogs are haute cuisine around here
@rainwarrior Every soliloquy rings truer when uttered in front of the Golden Gate Bridge
@mogwai_poet I think I'd forgive someone for being a jerk about a hotdog if they'd couch it in a long comparison against terrible atrocities every time.
@rainwarrior Me too but only if it was a different improvised set of atrocities every time
There's tomato salsa!
@craigtimpany This is just a taco
Ah yes, tacos con frankfurter. In white bread. With mustard.
@craigtimpany I've been trying for five minutes to come up with a reply that won't be misinterpreted as a dick joke and I'm pretty sure it's impossible, so I'm forced to concede your point
Video Games Cachorro Quente: The Riff and Jenni reunion podcast
@craigtimpany You may be pleased to hear about their Hamtaro let's-plays!
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