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@gruber Jake Paul founded MVP, the promotion that put on the whole thing. Tyson took the L for the big money and the understanding Jake would not actually end him. *Loads* of pulled punches.

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@gruber Jake Paul founded MVP, the promotion that put on the whole thing. Tyson took the L for the big money and the understanding Jake would not actually end him. *Loads* of pulled punches.

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@chockenberry @tvaziri the people showing how Apple Intelligence summarized their texts in completely insane ways is much more effective

…albeit not as positive marketing

…and yeah they could be faked, but that people believe theoretical fakes bc Siri has been so bad for so long…hoo boy

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@chockenberry @tvaziri the people showing how Apple Intelligence summarized their texts in completely insane ways is much more effective

…albeit not as positive marketing

…and yeah they could be faked, but that people believe theoretical fakes bc Siri has been so bad for so long…hoo boy

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@tvaziri coincidentally, this was one of the first things I watched when I got my OLED. Black and white, shot on film TV remastered for HD looks incredible on these things.

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@tvaziri coincidentally, this was one of the first things I watched when I got my OLED. Black and white, shot on film TV remastered for HD looks incredible on these things.

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@tvaziri @dmoren turns out…

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@tvaziri @dmoren turns out…

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@jamesthomson James 5.1 is looking like the best rev yet

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@jamesthomson James 5.1 is looking like the best rev yet

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@hokanson it’s dumb that the league has derby teams play each other way too many times in a season, but hey I also don’t control how the one guy who administers Copa Tejas runs it. We didn’t choose those terms, but we won it on those terms. An equally big honor to winning the Lamar Hunt US Open Cup, honestly.

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@hokanson it’s dumb that the league has derby teams play each other way too many times in a season, but hey I also don’t control how the one guy who administers Copa Tejas runs it. We didn’t choose those terms, but we won it on those terms. An equally big honor to winning the Lamar Hunt US Open Cup, honestly.

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@stevelieber hey but it’s also a picture of me, waaaait a minute…….

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@stevelieber hey but it’s also a picture of me, waaaait a minute…….

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@hokanson which team ended up winning Copa Tejas though? Congrats on the playoffs, see you guys next year after our roster rebuild!

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@hokanson which team ended up winning Copa Tejas though? Congrats on the playoffs, see you guys next year after our roster rebuild!

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@film_girl way more fart apps than you remembered huh

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@film_girl way more fart apps than you remembered huh

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@chockenberry “in your headphones, please” becomes “would you strap the thing on your face if you want to watch FAST FIVE again?”

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@chockenberry “in your headphones, please” becomes “would you strap the thing on your face if you want to watch FAST FIVE again?”

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@paul not enough fans

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@paul not enough fans

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@joesteel I look forward to the knockoff scuba masks that’ll be handed out at SXSW

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@joesteel I look forward to the knockoff scuba masks that’ll be handed out at SXSW

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@gruber “fuck it, let’s do Half Of A Mac Pro”

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@gruber “fuck it, let’s do Half Of A Mac Pro”

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“The most advanced personal electronics device ever.”

Not a comment on the product itself, but that slide is the new tech meme of the decade.

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“The most advanced personal electronics device ever.”

Not a comment on the product itself, but that slide is the new tech meme of the decade.

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@lettie @siracusa M2R1 got de-canonized with the EU, but I guess it’s back now!

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@lettie @siracusa M2R1 got de-canonized with the EU, but I guess it’s back now!

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@joesteel Joe we need to stop stealing each other’s lines while commenting on this aspirational Samsung CES keynote

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@joesteel Joe we need to stop stealing each other’s lines while commenting on this aspirational Samsung CES keynote

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Here’s how you show up in FaceTime calls: as an uncanny valley deepfake that will soon replace you in all interactions.

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Here’s how you show up in FaceTime calls: as an uncanny valley deepfake that will soon replace you in all interactions.

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I’ve been joking my face off, but there are some fascinating long-term implications for how this thing works and what it can already do. It’s the culmination of the huge leaps Apple have made over the last decade and a half in camera, display, speaker, and especially silicon technology.

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I’ve been joking my face off, but there are some fascinating long-term implications for how this thing works and what it can already do. It’s the culmination of the huge leaps Apple have made over the last decade and a half in camera, display, speaker, and especially silicon technology.