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--=*COMPUTER!!! *=-
is great, it will make you feel powerful, lightning in your veins, godlike, just like ~Prometheus!~
* chained to a chunk of silicon
* pushing a spreadsheet uphill
* every night an eagle comes and installs security updates on your system
@natecull what is airspeed velocity of an unladen microchip?
P: oww! can you, like, not do that just now, that was my liver, its important, critical enterprise data, I haven't saved it yet
E: dude, I just do what the CIO tells me and he tells me, everyone on this mountain, patch those livers
@natecull Sisyphus rolled the stone uphill to see it roll back down. Prometheus stole fire.
@natecull you steal fire for the humans, and what do you get? you get a life of eternal pain and misery.
exactly like computer.