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nixCraft 🐧

Running htop and other random Linux/Unix terminal commands are always associated with scams or hacks. LOL.

@nixCraft And that machine seriously need some more memory.

@nixCraft i wonder what the one on the right is ^^"

@bison @nixCraft a PowerPoint presentation on how to make your own computer look like a hacker's computer.

@nixCraft To be fair, it looks fancy.

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Haha, oh yes. In every "show your desktop" thread the "hacking guys" with their tiling wms are showing htop, ls, df and maybe a successful update process over command line. Don't forget the lynx browser, neofetch and an opened config file in vim 😂

@nixCraft the one on the left could be the great hollywood command 😄

@MyIgel @nixCraft I may or may not have used the Hollywood command at a previous job to look busier when people from other departments came to talk to me. “Oh wow you look busy. I’ll come back later” was such a sweet sound some days when I had real work to do and didn’t want to be interrupted.

@nixCraft No joke, right now I’m switching back to Linux and my girlfriend saw btop running in a terminal and an expression of genuine concern falls over her face.

She asks “What’s that? Is everything ok?” and I’m like, “Yep just checking resource utilization.” A few seconds later she remembered we’d had this same conversation yesterday. I was running Linux.

She’s smartly avoiding the rest of that conversation today. 😜

@nixCraft bottom right of the right screen looks like glyphs from the StarGate chevrons

@nixCraft My classmates tell me to "hack the school wifi" and I just run hollywood and cmatrix and they go "woooooooooooooooooooooooooow"

@nixCraft I use cappuccino minimun weekly. Description: utility to let your boss think that you're working hard. Run this software on your computer when you are not motivated to work, and enjoy doing something different. If your boss come in your cubicle, he'll think "Yeah, he's doing something different since his computer is really
busy - He's doing something really important" which is better than be a hacker ...😜

@nixCraft the right monitor seems to be something from stargate series 😂

@nixCraft we can beat the nsa using sl and grep... XD

Anda neofetch to take the screenshot xD

@nixCraft it's hacking only when green on black.

@nixCraft because Htop is very hackerish... 😂