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@mikeindustries That clap was a really unnerving dramatic device.

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@mikeindustries That clap was a really unnerving dramatic device.

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@luxuryluke 🐪 Let’s hope it’s a dromedary week.

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@luxuryluke 🐪 Let’s hope it’s a dromedary week.

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A day may come when it’s ok to serve fresh tomatoes in the Northern Hemisphere in January, and we forsake our friendship. But it is not this day!

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A day may come when it’s ok to serve fresh tomatoes in the Northern Hemisphere in January, and we forsake our friendship. But it is not this day!

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It’s normal to have more than 7 different types of mustard in your fridge, right?

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It’s normal to have more than 7 different types of mustard in your fridge, right?

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@luxuryluke not yet, but it sounds like a fox might be getting into the chicken run. Hold my pipe, Wilhelm…

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@luxuryluke not yet, but it sounds like a fox might be getting into the chicken run. Hold my pipe, Wilhelm…

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I’ve successfully made the switch from pajamas to a night shirt. No regrets so far. I got the idea after watching some old westerns, where it was common for nightshirt wearing cowboys to roam all around while brandishing weapons.

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I’ve successfully made the switch from pajamas to a night shirt. No regrets so far. I got the idea after watching some old westerns, where it was common for nightshirt wearing cowboys to roam all around while brandishing weapons.

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@mikeindustries link?

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@mikeindustries link?

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Time to close some of those 2022 browser tabs and make room for new ones.

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Time to close some of those 2022 browser tabs and make room for new ones.

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@hellbox You sure your dryer isn’t Edward Gorey?

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@hellbox You sure your dryer isn’t Edward Gorey?

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@mikeindustries pretty soon it will run for president.

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@mikeindustries pretty soon it will run for president.

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nonetheless

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nonetheless

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“illest” is probably a poor (somewhat dated) choice of words, though.

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“illest” is probably a poor (somewhat dated) choice of words, though.

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This is some of the illest shit:

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

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This is some of the illest shit:

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

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When life gives you lemons, make preserved lemons.

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When life gives you lemons, make preserved lemons.

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@jillith @mathowie Book of Revelations rock opera is kind of bananas https://youtu.be/_K2X1w7eF6I

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@jillith @mathowie Book of Revelations rock opera is kind of bananas https://youtu.be/_K2X1w7eF6I

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@luxuryluke But they can only go under water and not bridges?

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@luxuryluke But they can only go under water and not bridges?

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@luxuryluke Did you see the sub? I always expect to see them there, but I guess they are what, boats under water or something.

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@luxuryluke Did you see the sub? I always expect to see them there, but I guess they are what, boats under water or something.

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@luxuryluke That show is the best of ‘em. The sets and characters feel developed and real. That THX prison!

It even makes the stormtroopers scary for the first time since 1977 by starting us off with a bunch of bumbling cops and bureaucrats. Then the troopers are called in and mop up.

The music sounded a bit too Bladerunner at first, but it’s grown on me. Definitely better than the didgeridoo Morricone of Mando.

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@luxuryluke That show is the best of ‘em. The sets and characters feel developed and real. That THX prison!

It even makes the stormtroopers scary for the first time since 1977 by starting us off with a bunch of bumbling cops and bureaucrats. Then the troopers are called in and mop up.

The music sounded a bit too Bladerunner at first, but it’s grown on me. Definitely better than the didgeridoo Morricone of Mando.

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Why is Tumblr so unloved? Seems like it’s still a perfectly good platform, too.

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Why is Tumblr so unloved? Seems like it’s still a perfectly good platform, too.

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@hellbox I totally enjoyed that book, especially the footnotes. Although, I think he stretched his thesis a bit thin in a few places. It might be something I read again.

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@hellbox I totally enjoyed that book, especially the footnotes. Although, I think he stretched his thesis a bit thin in a few places. It might be something I read again.