https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berenstain_Bears
Ugh, do not like these books.
Kids books need to have more grit in them. Like, "and then the king was guillotined, and his head made a sad and satisfying clonk, and the people were free for a few more years"
Actually, I'm suddenly wondering if anyone here with kids would like to collaborate on writing "kids stories for 2017". Conscious myths aimed at defanging fascism.