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@catsalad that much? I must invests in one

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@catsalad that much? I must invests in one

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Is Trump trying to ensure that every one of his picks has some kind of connection to sex abuse?

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Is Trump trying to ensure that every one of his picks has some kind of connection to sex abuse?

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@neil Go on, I dare you. Ask them for the price of an offline website. Pad it out with a bit about security and confidentiality for your clients.

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@neil Go on, I dare you. Ask them for the price of an offline website. Pad it out with a bit about security and confidentiality for your clients.

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@Zumbador It's French for "laughing". I've never heard it before in English. Maybe somebody is trying a bit too hard to be smart.

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@Zumbador It's French for "laughing". I've never heard it before in English. Maybe somebody is trying a bit too hard to be smart.

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@anarchiv Been there; feel your pain.

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@anarchiv Been there; feel your pain.

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@lyndamerry484 money.

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@lyndamerry484 money.

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Sarah's roses in November. They're lasting really well.

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Sarah's roses in November. They're lasting really well.

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Against a dark background of wood and foliage four brilliant white roses shine in the centre. There are smaller white roses and several orange and yellow ones in the background.

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"Keir Starmer will go into meeting with Chinese president with ‘eyes wide open’, says minister". Unfortunate use of language. AIUI wide open eyes is a sign of anger to the Chinese. "Round eye" is how Chinese people refer to Westerners. #UKPolitics

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"Keir Starmer will go into meeting with Chinese president with ‘eyes wide open’, says minister". Unfortunate use of language. AIUI wide open eyes is a sign of anger to the Chinese. "Round eye" is how Chinese people refer to Westerners. #UKPolitics

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@mira no point calling a biologist unless you subsequently caught the fly for them to examine. 🤔 (Would be very interesting, though. Clearly a remarkable fly.)

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@mira no point calling a biologist unless you subsequently caught the fly for them to examine. 🤔 (Would be very interesting, though. Clearly a remarkable fly.)

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@GayDeceiver but, as I understand it, DHD (Dark Humour Dementia) takes decades, indeed centuries, to move from the DH (Dark Humour) stage to the DL (doolally) stage.

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@GayDeceiver but, as I understand it, DHD (Dark Humour Dementia) takes decades, indeed centuries, to move from the DH (Dark Humour) stage to the DL (doolally) stage.

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@burgerdrome the funniest aspect of it in my view is that all the employers who insist on people being in the office clearly fondly imagine that they know what their employees are up to when they're in the office. Ha!

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@burgerdrome the funniest aspect of it in my view is that all the employers who insist on people being in the office clearly fondly imagine that they know what their employees are up to when they're in the office. Ha!

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I went into Homebase yesterday for the first time in years to buy a door handle. Today they collapsed. Never let me near anything fragile.

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I went into Homebase yesterday for the first time in years to buy a door handle. Today they collapsed. Never let me near anything fragile.

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@Geri not surprising and not soon enough.

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@Geri not surprising and not soon enough.

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Apparently the front runners for Chancellor of Oxford University, to be chosen by alumni and others, are William Hague and Peter Mandelson. What a dessicated choice. If I were an Oxford alumnus, I'd be tempted to resign it. #UKPolitics

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Apparently the front runners for Chancellor of Oxford University, to be chosen by alumni and others, are William Hague and Peter Mandelson. What a dessicated choice. If I were an Oxford alumnus, I'd be tempted to resign it. #UKPolitics

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@il_fritz 😂 😂 😂

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@il_fritz 😂 😂 😂

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My wife is rearranging. We now have an Andy Warhol style sitting room.

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My wife is rearranging. We now have an Andy Warhol style sitting room.

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Light wooden floor. Three armchairs, one partially hidden by an enormous multi-coloured umbrella perched between it and a coffee table. The umbrella dominates te room. A large, black, empty fireplace surrounded by a chimney breast with grey rectangular patterned wallpaper. Behind the main armchair a bookcase filled with large books and with vases on top. A metal projector stand next to the armchair. Floral patterned floor length curtains and a view to a very green exterior.

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@il_fritz yoga???? Too busy eating muesli to have time for yoga.

I discovered the other day the existence of "power yoga". Frightening.

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@il_fritz yoga???? Too busy eating muesli to have time for yoga.

I discovered the other day the existence of "power yoga". Frightening.

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@il_fritz I have sandals, and I defy you to take them from me. #libdems

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@il_fritz I have sandals, and I defy you to take them from me. #libdems