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teachers doing roll call in 2026 will be like "Jesse Pinkman Smith... Norman Reedus Stevenson... The Mentalist Thomas... Bifur Bofur Wasserman... Talia al Ghul Williams... Phil Coulson Workman..."

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teachers doing roll call in 2026 will be like "Jesse Pinkman Smith... Norman Reedus Stevenson... The Mentalist Thomas... Bifur Bofur Wasserman... Talia al Ghul Williams... Phil Coulson Workman..."

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@MxVerda @waitworry @tezoatlipoca yeah here's a little bit about B/X and BECMI versions of reaction rolls, something a lot of younger DMs are less familiar with for sure https://methodsetmadness.blogspot.com/2023/11/the-becmi-reaction-table.html

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@MxVerda @waitworry @tezoatlipoca yeah here's a little bit about B/X and BECMI versions of reaction rolls, something a lot of younger DMs are less familiar with for sure https://methodsetmadness.blogspot.com/2023/11/the-becmi-reaction-table.html

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@suetanvil yeah I don't really know what we did to deserve this lol

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@suetanvil yeah I don't really know what we did to deserve this lol

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@jonm oh yes, she was that kind of woman through and through

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@jonm oh yes, she was that kind of woman through and through

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"There are three ways to ultimate success. The first way is to be kind. The second way is to be kind. The third way is to be kind." - Fred Rogers

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"There are three ways to ultimate success. The first way is to be kind. The second way is to be kind. The third way is to be kind." - Fred Rogers

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@emma you know nothing of me or my grandmother, her life, her beliefs, or her struggles. please reconsider how you engage with people

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@emma you know nothing of me or my grandmother, her life, her beliefs, or her struggles. please reconsider how you engage with people

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@col000r I did say something like "alright so who is ready to learn REAL magic," yes

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@col000r I did say something like "alright so who is ready to learn REAL magic," yes

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@Farmaspartato oh god this was decades ago. borrowed copies of 3rd or 3.5 maybe

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@Farmaspartato oh god this was decades ago. borrowed copies of 3rd or 3.5 maybe

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@tezoatlipoca @waitworry yep, this week they ran into some giant rats in a storehouse, but the rats were wary of them, so they just starting banging their shields and yelling, so the rats retreated into the walls. rats don't want that smoke

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@tezoatlipoca @waitworry yep, this week they ran into some giant rats in a storehouse, but the rats were wary of them, so they just starting banging their shields and yelling, so the rats retreated into the walls. rats don't want that smoke

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@waitworry @tezoatlipoca Yeah, I run a retroclone of original D&D now, and while I don't go full "combat is a fail state" like some DMs, there are definitely opportunities to feed hungry animals or make deals with intelligent creatures

and also this magic skeleton with a sword and orders to guard the room is unreasonable, roll for initiative (or leave)

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@waitworry @tezoatlipoca Yeah, I run a retroclone of original D&D now, and while I don't go full "combat is a fail state" like some DMs, there are definitely opportunities to feed hungry animals or make deals with intelligent creatures

and also this magic skeleton with a sword and orders to guard the room is unreasonable, roll for initiative (or leave)

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whoa this popped off unexpectedly today, keep current with my thoughts at https://open.substack.com/pub/senatorm eow?utm_source=mastodon

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whoa this popped off unexpectedly today, keep current with my thoughts at https://open.substack.com/pub/senatorm eow?utm_source=mastodon

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@alien oh no she was incredibly bored by it

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@alien oh no she was incredibly bored by it

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@ericmpaq the latter!

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@ericmpaq the latter!

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@makingarecord mine is more like "damn I'll figure out where this goes later, better dump it in here for now"

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@makingarecord mine is more like "damn I'll figure out where this goes later, better dump it in here for now"

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who tf put all this junk in my junk room

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who tf put all this junk in my junk room

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mast of don

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mast of don