@sjvn Show your router a big hammer and tell it what will happen if it doesn't do its job properly.
@sjvn the real question is what the color code is in the poop shack
@sjvn Mesh is your friend
You need to connect to your router, not your neighbor's router
- mostly true, yes
@sjvn Put the router in your neighbors house 
@sjvn I bet the toilet is red too
@sjvn Simply put it that your WiFi wants you to get out more and also socialise.