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@bhtooefr SHE'S A CHICKEN!

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@bhtooefr SHE'S A CHICKEN!

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hoons (plural) of the day https://www. instagram.com/reel/DBtxfAAsnmw/?igsh=MWh6ajc0cXhxd3Q1Yg==

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hoons (plural) of the day https://www. instagram.com/reel/DBtxfAAsnmw/?igsh=MWh6ajc0cXhxd3Q1Yg==

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Found one of Dad's shopping lists that features one of the best examples of engineer spelling I've seen in a while: "tolit."

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Found one of Dad's shopping lists that features one of the best examples of engineer spelling I've seen in a while: "tolit."

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Dad's shopping list:
"STORE BUY: 
- FRENCH DRESSING
- TOLIT PAPER"

Letterhead reads "From the Desk of.... S. L. Schrader"

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@bowlcut OR paying rent

these Puffalumps owe me years of back-rent

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@bowlcut OR paying rent

these Puffalumps owe me years of back-rent

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@autonerdery it's weirdly satisfying watching my content disappear, not gonna lie

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@autonerdery it's weirdly satisfying watching my content disappear, not gonna lie

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the oven wasn't fancy enough, so I gave it a hood ornament

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the oven wasn't fancy enough, so I gave it a hood ornament

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thanks for reminding me that Switzerland owes me fondue, cookbook shelf

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thanks for reminding me that Switzerland owes me fondue, cookbook shelf

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Book cover: "Fondue and Tabletop Cooking"

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"Man-Pleasing Chicken"

{ side-eyes Rally Chicken }

...is this what you've been up to?

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"Man-Pleasing Chicken"

{ side-eyes Rally Chicken }

...is this what you've been up to?

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pretty sure everything here is just various Americanizations of lasagna

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pretty sure everything here is just various Americanizations of lasagna

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huh huh huh huh huh, "Nut Snacks"

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huh huh huh huh huh, "Nut Snacks"

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Judging Joanna Gaines for including beans in ""chili"" in the Magnolia Table cookbook.

GIRL. YOU GENTRIFIED THE MIDDLE OF TEXAS. You should KNOW beans NEVER go in chili. SMH.

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Judging Joanna Gaines for including beans in ""chili"" in the Magnolia Table cookbook.

GIRL. YOU GENTRIFIED THE MIDDLE OF TEXAS. You should KNOW beans NEVER go in chili. SMH.

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I'm sorry...it's BRAAAAAAINS.

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I'm sorry...it's BRAAAAAAINS.

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The Volkswagen 411 race car finally went back on a race track, haha. (Slowly.)

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The Volkswagen 411 race car finally went back on a race track, haha. (Slowly.)

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My 1971 Volkswagen 411 on Harris Hill Raceway. It sat dead in the paddock for several years, but it runs now (slowly). 

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Me (left in the black shirt and carbon fiber helmet) and Chicken (right, yellow Puffalump bird) going out for a few laps. 

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@MLE_online What is certain is that the man has no morals, though. Absolutely none.

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@MLE_online What is certain is that the man has no morals, though. Absolutely none.

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@MLE_online Yeah, that's why I've been trying to delete it before deactivation, just in case. Took out a copy of my info, then fed it all to TweetDelete. It's going soooo slowly, though. I guess they get some primo source data of me calling Elon an idiot, though, so whatever. Still sucks, though.

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@MLE_online Yeah, that's why I've been trying to delete it before deactivation, just in case. Took out a copy of my info, then fed it all to TweetDelete. It's going soooo slowly, though. I guess they get some primo source data of me calling Elon an idiot, though, so whatever. Still sucks, though.

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@stuffaboutcars Currently, I'm trying TweetDelete, and it's only gotten to 15,000 or so out of over 111,000 tweets in a couple days, yeesh. I might try Redact at the same time to obliterate likes and see how that goes. I suspect the API is overloaded with people trying to nuke it all, though. TweetDelete gave me an ETA of 12/15 for being done.

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@stuffaboutcars Currently, I'm trying TweetDelete, and it's only gotten to 15,000 or so out of over 111,000 tweets in a couple days, yeesh. I might try Redact at the same time to obliterate likes and see how that goes. I suspect the API is overloaded with people trying to nuke it all, though. TweetDelete gave me an ETA of 12/15 for being done.

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sickos.jpg YES https://www. theautopian.com/some-geniuses-are-using-junkyard-prius-engine-swaps-to-go-surprisingly-fast/

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sickos.jpg YES https://www. theautopian.com/some-geniuses-are-using-junkyard-prius-engine-swaps-to-go-surprisingly-fast/

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Yet another reason to wipe all data from your Twitter account and leave for good: Its Terms of Service was changed to disregard any opt-out for using your posts (including text, images and video) to train its stupid "AI" bots. https://mashable.com/article/twitter-x-terms-service

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Yet another reason to wipe all data from your Twitter account and leave for good: Its Terms of Service was changed to disregard any opt-out for using your posts (including text, images and video) to train its stupid "AI" bots. https://mashable.com/article/twitter-x-terms-service

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Ugh. If private equity ruins WorldPac, too, I'm giving up and just moving all of my terrible car sons to Stuttgart. https://www. theautopian.com/heres-why-more-than-700-advance-auto-parts-locations-are-shutting-down/

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Ugh. If private equity ruins WorldPac, too, I'm giving up and just moving all of my terrible car sons to Stuttgart. https://www. theautopian.com/heres-why-more-than-700-advance-auto-parts-locations-are-shutting-down/

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the farts aren't all in bluetooth driveshaft form 💀 https://www. instagram.com/reel/DCaATAKNQeI/?igsh=NDh0aGN2dm53bTJ1

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the farts aren't all in bluetooth driveshaft form 💀 https://www. instagram.com/reel/DCaATAKNQeI/?igsh=NDh0aGN2dm53bTJ1