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PIEEEEERREEE GASSSSSSLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY https://youtu.be/RCSutBfECNQ?si=hoVmRC 6oPWuQHVFq

(Goshdarnit, I miss Honey Badger.)

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PIEEEEERREEE GASSSSSSLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY https://youtu.be/RCSutBfECNQ?si=hoVmRC 6oPWuQHVFq

(Goshdarnit, I miss Honey Badger.)

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{ breaks out the popcorn } https://www. theautopian.com/im-attending-m y-first-ever-formula-1-race-and-i-have-no-idea-what-to-expect/

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{ breaks out the popcorn } https://www. theautopian.com/im-attending-m y-first-ever-formula-1-race-and-i-have-no-idea-what-to-expect/

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Why did Honda give the Passport an eyebrow? https://www. cars.com/articles/2026-honda-p assport-up-close-broadcasting-its-intentions-492474/

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Why did Honda give the Passport an eyebrow? https://www. cars.com/articles/2026-honda-p assport-up-close-broadcasting-its-intentions-492474/

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Not enough ire gets directed towards Audi's naming scheme. Weird lower-case words everywhere: allstreet, allroad, performance, e-tron. Is the S or RS part of the word (SQ8) or not (S e-tron GT)? Also, how are we ignoring this nonsense this time so the capitalization adheres to an actual style guide?

Just throw it in the RSQ4 e-tron allgarbage and start over, please.

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Not enough ire gets directed towards Audi's naming scheme. Weird lower-case words everywhere: allstreet, allroad, performance, e-tron. Is the S or RS part of the word (SQ8) or not (S e-tron GT)? Also, how are we ignoring this nonsense this time so the capitalization adheres to an actual style guide?

Just throw it in the RSQ4 e-tron allgarbage and start over, please.

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anyway, these completely realistic expectations are all Lexus' fault https://www. cars.com/articles/whats-the-be st-time-of-year-to-buy-a-car-405838/

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anyway, these completely realistic expectations are all Lexus' fault https://www. cars.com/articles/whats-the-be st-time-of-year-to-buy-a-car-405838/

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every year that I don't get a parsh for Christmas like they show in the car commercials only adds to the intensity with which I will fight Santa

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every year that I don't get a parsh for Christmas like they show in the car commercials only adds to the intensity with which I will fight Santa

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my people, we have suffered for 25 long years

25 long, no-Cayenne-with-a-bow-on-it years https://pressroom.lexus.com/lexus-mark s-25-years-of-its-iconic-december-to-remember-campaign/

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my people, we have suffered for 25 long years

25 long, no-Cayenne-with-a-bow-on-it years https://pressroom.lexus.com/lexus-mark s-25-years-of-its-iconic-december-to-remember-campaign/

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Hey, I complained about the lack of a skip button in my reviews, too! NOW MAKE A NEW OFF-ROAD CAYENNE. https://newsroom.porsche.com/en/2024/c ompany/porsche-customer-feedback-jd-power-study-37921.html?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=mail&utm_campaign=weekly-newsletter

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Hey, I complained about the lack of a skip button in my reviews, too! NOW MAKE A NEW OFF-ROAD CAYENNE. https://newsroom.porsche.com/en/2024/c ompany/porsche-customer-feedback-jd-power-study-37921.html?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=mail&utm_campaign=weekly-newsletter

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"It all suddenly feels pretty damn bleak, if I’m being honest." https://www. mcsweeneys.net/articles/someth ing-about-president-elect-nyarlathoteps-unholy-rebirth-feels-weird-right

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"It all suddenly feels pretty damn bleak, if I’m being honest." https://www. mcsweeneys.net/articles/someth ing-about-president-elect-nyarlathoteps-unholy-rebirth-feels-weird-right

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that is *delightful* https://www. instagram.com/p/DCqMYJBRxvs/?i gsh=MXR6Z3A2cHg0M2QxeQ==

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that is *delightful* https://www. instagram.com/p/DCqMYJBRxvs/?i gsh=MXR6Z3A2cHg0M2QxeQ==

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This is a great evisceration of some of the mealy-mouthed euphemisms for anti-vaxxers we see all the time, FWIW. They're not skeptics if they're only willing to consider information that backs up their preexisting opinions! https://defector.com/what-the-fuck-is-a-vaccine-skeptic

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This is a great evisceration of some of the mealy-mouthed euphemisms for anti-vaxxers we see all the time, FWIW. They're not skeptics if they're only willing to consider information that backs up their preexisting opinions! https://defector.com/what-the-fuck-is-a-vaccine-skeptic

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@cermak_rd The Garmins are pretty good, no-nonsense devices.

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@cermak_rd The Garmins are pretty good, no-nonsense devices.

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I think about this piece every time ignorant anti-vaxxers come up in the news because it's so damn heartbreaking. https://gizmodo.com/the-last-of-the-ir on-lungs-1819079169

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I think about this piece every time ignorant anti-vaxxers come up in the news because it's so damn heartbreaking. https://gizmodo.com/the-last-of-the-ir on-lungs-1819079169

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not even joking, I would rather deal with the 411's Phone-With-Waze-As-Speedometer/Music Player than try to fiddle with a modern VW touchscreen UI

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not even joking, I would rather deal with the 411's Phone-With-Waze-As-Speedometer/Music Player than try to fiddle with a modern VW touchscreen UI

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@austincnunn With PIE!

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@austincnunn With PIE!

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Reviewers: Hey, these screens and the newer controls are frustrating to use, VW.

VW: What about...more screen? (Fine, we'll at least get rid of the capacitive controls on the wheel. BUT MORE SCREEN!)

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Reviewers: Hey, these screens and the newer controls are frustrating to use, VW.

VW: What about...more screen? (Fine, we'll at least get rid of the capacitive controls on the wheel. BUT MORE SCREEN!)

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Look, man. I know questionable Volkswagen decisions. I've been staring at mine all evening! The 411's charming, though. This one, however...oh boy, bless their hearts: https://www. cars.com/articles/2025-volkswa gen-tiguan-sleek-form-questionable-function-fewer-seats-492264/

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Look, man. I know questionable Volkswagen decisions. I've been staring at mine all evening! The 411's charming, though. This one, however...oh boy, bless their hearts: https://www. cars.com/articles/2025-volkswa gen-tiguan-sleek-form-questionable-function-fewer-seats-492264/

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doing butt stuff
(Type 4 timing job)

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doing butt stuff
(Type 4 timing job)

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@nocoursewalks yup 😞

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@nocoursewalks yup 😞

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@richrants Yeah. 😞

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@richrants Yeah. 😞