oh my god mastodon is a way to be nice but in a chill way to strangers on the internet
this is all i've ever wanted in life time to MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKERS FEEL GOOD
I CAME HERE TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM AND I'M ALL OUT OF PEPPERMINT BUT NO WORRIES I TOTALLY HAVE OTHER FLAVORS SO HERE HAVE SOME GUM!
@tallpanicgrass I'm enjoying People Being Nice so much! The other day I asked a question and random people just. Helped! Helpfully! I don't even know them and they were just NICE!
It's amazing.
@tallpanicgrass [furiously messaging devs] WTF. WHERES THE PEPPERMINT GUM DISPENSING FEATURE. I THGOUGHT THIS WQS SUPOSED TO BE BETTER TGHAN THE BIRD SITE