I’m fairly woke about most things important to kids today, but I’ll never understand the uniforms they think find cool. This guy is 33, ffs. The sneaker are $300 and immaculate. The rest of the costume is best described as contemporary American vagrant, well-soiled, and about as fragrant as a dumpster outside a dim sum joint. Is it intolerantly intolerant to miss the good old days when people cared just a little about the impressions they made in public?

BTW, he’s the proprietor.