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A huge slow and heavy Liffey slides beneath the Happenny Bridge in city this afternoon. The sky and the water are pregnant with light.

This is fucking good content you sluts.

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Too old for lists now, nothing about me is defined anymore; not even the chaos. The rest of me is filled with my and a few half finished novels.

Things I love:
good -fi
decent
excellent

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Coats piled in the fogging windows in as tumblers are handed out in the half-light.

that silences you.

Coming home to a candlelit living room and dogs who want to tell you all about the magpies in the garden

In Ireland, 2nd Grade is called "Senior Infants" and I love that.

Alisca boosted

Anyone know about actual play D&D podcasts with as few cis dudes as possible?

Netflix knows you didn't watch all is The Great Hack. They know you're rewatching Brooklyn 99.

You get the programs you deserve, little piggies

Why the FUCK am I watching Hunter Killer for FUCK'S SAKE.

I can't believe Jessica Fletcher killed all those people.

that sound your ready-meal makes in the microwave when it's had enough.

GLOOPLUMP

When you're feeling low, just remember someone in Google championed the Pixel Slate. You're doing fine.

Guys, I don't think America's coming back.

Going out into the world now with way TF too much beard-oil but it makes me look shiny.

Oh fuck ok
Gonna have to rewatch Fleabag

Millennia from now, they will look back and say that Terry's Chocolate Orange in a box was the peak of The Oil Civilization

the last DVD I ever bought was Scott Pilgrim V The World.

Hey, we all stop and rescue snails going in the wrong direction, right?

Ok it's Tuesday now. Let's get up enough speed to get up and over the rest of the week so we can coast down to the weekend, get back to the important stuff. Let's go, Northern Europe. Get up, soldier.

"If it was your son
you would fill the sea with ships all by the millions
to act as a bridge
to get through.
But don't worry,
He's just a child of lost humanity,
of dirty humanity, and he makes no noise.
He is not your son.
Sleep peacefully;
He is not yours."
~ Muhammad Najem 💔

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