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Too old for lists now, nothing about me is defined anymore; not even the chaos. The rest of me is filled with my and a few half finished novels.

Things I love:
good -fi
decent
excellent

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Coats piled in the fogging windows in as tumblers are handed out in the half-light.

that silences you.

Coming home to a candlelit living room and dogs who want to tell you all about the magpies in the garden

"Honey, let's go to Morroco." She said.

"It'll be fun." She said.

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Goethe: None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

Can someone please come around to my place and take this chocolate orange outta my hands and hide it somewhere? I'm forty seven btw

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boost this toot to knock me out with a fucking brick!!!!!!

Remember when we all thought people in the forties were adults?

I don't wanna go to work.

"Is there anything to be said for sparing the humans?"

Hmm. Twice today I've had to lick food off my phone. Might have a problem.

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Ok the Surface Go is fucking Adorable IRL

Those few minutes while your wife is in the shower and you're finishing your coffee and the dog is curled up between your legs and it's just quiet and nice and OH FUCK HERE SHE COMES GOTTA GO BYE GU

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Making you think about death and and get sad and stuff Show more

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Sanders isn't gonna quit. I'm letting that sink in.

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