Too old for lists now, nothing about me is defined anymore; not even the chaos. The rest of me is filled with my #shortstories and a few half finished novels.
#Laughter that silences you.
Coming home to a candlelit living room and dogs who want to tell you all about the magpies in the garden
He's fucking SNORING
This is not a dead dog. He has elected to assume this sleeping position. Possibly to keep his little balls cool.
My wife and I had a quiet moment by the large sun room window. We were watching eight butterflies dance on the zinnias. I held her hand, as we observed the butterflies landing, gathering nectar, taking turns. They seemed to have an organized flight path, always avoiding each other and never sharing a flower until done. The zinnias -- with long stalks at summer's end -- swayed but stood, landing pads of deep pinks and rich purples. We stood there for some time, just like that. #smallstories
People quietly catching the Sunday train to Dublin in the sunshine, as if we are attending Mass.
Mastodon doesn't punish you for living your life.
It doesn't actively take metrics of your interactions to gauge your social or cultural capital.
Never will it demand that you post this much to be or stay relevant to the community, disappearing into the void if you don't meet The Quota.
So please, for the love of toot, take breaks whenever you feel you need to! We'll be here when you get back!
Gonna watch Carol now.
i am trapped in the drive thru at wendys
Jesus Christ, I eat a Wispa so fucking fast. So. Fast.
No. I mean it. Really fucking fast.
Remake 'Constantine' with all the gender roles swapped
Jurassic Park is a movie about a forgotten, ancient time, a time when sysadmins smoked on the job.
New meta-goal: hike trails in every US National Park before I die! This might be a difficult one but seems like a fun way to make use of some future convention travel stuff. Gotta see that Grand Prismatic... one day...
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Political youth movements in the 2020s will center around hunting and impaling anyone who has ever displayed any of a series of "cringe" attributes that are defined with an ever-increasing granularity, and then dancing in a circle around their twitching body while everyone's maskphones blast Spiderman Elsa Finger Family (CryoSynth Remix). These will be called "water circles" because their participants receive water rations
Hamlet, but gender swap him. Hamlet is a girl. Brilliant.
This is sold out in Dublin, Ireland. Ruth Negga. And isn't that poster fantastic?
try living with fat cock disease for one day and see how hard my life is
boost this and i'll whisper your name to the darkness and wait for something to emerge
Just a boy,
Standing in front of a social media decentralised federated infrastructure,
asking it to love him
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