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me: let that sink in

you: what

sink: [continues banging on the door]

me: please

Nightvale Episode 142 - UFO Sightings Reports 

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well i'll be, i say, willing myself spontaneously into existence

Newbie question: does doggo eye contact need a CW? 

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[Sir Mix-a-Lot standing at a crossroads voice]

one of us likes big butts and cannot lie

but the other brother only denies

which one of us is telling the truth

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