Ben K-C @Ben_KC@mastodon.social

me: let that sink in

you: what

sink: [continues banging on the door]

me: please

well i'll be, i say, willing myself spontaneously into existence

[Sir Mix-a-Lot standing at a crossroads voice]

one of us likes big butts and cannot lie

but the other brother only denies

which one of us is telling the truth

Assigned Baby At Birth

using sudo

The key to getting in shape faster is joining a gym you can't exit.
#NewYear #Resolutions