Caudle @Caudle@mastodon.social

OH NO I meant to add a slash to this so Chu wouldn't have to gaze upon the visage of my tail-dorkiness but I forgot...

Have you tried wrapping up bats in your tail lately? I hear it's really good for one's back...

Art by @ChuKazoo@twitter.com

RT @HairyDadNoises@twitter.com

Please draw him.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/HairyDadNoises/status/1368025022338658307

I never want to hear that black people should 'Simply comply' next time an innocent person is shot. I never want to hear that argument again after this.

RT @davidgura@twitter.com

Meanwhile, in Boise, Idaho:

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/davidgura/status/1368263225175900165

*Gets to bed at a good time, and sets alarm for 8am so I can get at least 7 hours of sleep*

*Sleep through the whole night for the first time in like two and a half weeks*

*Wakes up more tired than ever to a host of family phone calls about my Aunt's diagnosis*

Meh.

If the human race survives long enough for someone in that year to put out a 'This is the only day you can post this' sort of thing on whatever future-social media there is I will be stunned.

I won't be around to see it mind you, but my ghost will be stunned.

RT @SpongeBob@twitter.com

only 1996 years away! March 6, 4017 A.D.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SpongeBob/status/1368200194815389696

RT @Caudlewag@twitter.com

Up in the treeline, a certain goat finds his future holds many delightful things, including a certain fortune teller named Genevieve. She has quite a tail to tell...

A dub of the lovely comic by @LagerGoaty@twitter.com
Voice by Shemorph
Watch the whole thing on YT!
https://youtu.be/PEvo-C5iuCE

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Caudlewag/status/1367902439295365125

RT @Caudlewag@twitter.com

Me when the tail's fat:

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Caudlewag/status/1368065704189116418

RT @Caudlewag@twitter.com

Up in the treeline, a certain goat finds his future holds many delightful things, including a certain fortune teller named Genevieve. She has quite a tail to tell...

A dub of the lovely comic by @LagerGoaty@twitter.com
Voice by Shemorph
Watch the whole thing on YT!
https://youtu.be/PEvo-C5iuCE

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Caudlewag/status/1367902439295365125

RT @Khorax@twitter.com

So much tail.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Khorax/status/1368204279769628674

Awww, I love this

RT @iamcjhart@twitter.com

Someone pulled up to a thrift store and copped some 40 year old pictures.
This is a reminder that your documentation of your community is not in vain.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/iamcjhart/status/1367854846565564422

Me when the tail's fat:

RT @Caudlewag@twitter.com

Up in the treeline, a certain goat finds his future holds many delightful things, including a certain fortune teller named Genevieve. She has quite a tail to tell...

A dub of the lovely comic by @LagerGoaty@twitter.com
Voice by Shemorph
Watch the whole thing on YT!
https://youtu.be/PEvo-C5iuCE

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Caudlewag/status/1367902439295365125

RT @BobPersis@twitter.com

@POTUS@twitter.com FATALITIES CAUSED BY THE POLICE

Norway:

Takes 3 years of training.
4 killed from 2002-2016.

Finland:

Takes 3 years.
7 killed from 2000-2018.

Germany:

Takes 2 years.
267 killed since 1990.

USA:

Takes 21 weeks.
1,004 killed in 2019 alone.

POLICE REFORM IS LONG OVERDUE.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/BobPersis/status/1368003983386755075

RT @flippingtable@twitter.com

This is a @wandavision@twitter.com I can get behind

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/flippingtable/status/1368011224647168002

RT @Caudlewag@twitter.com

Up in the treeline, a certain goat finds his future holds many delightful things, including a certain fortune teller named Genevieve. She has quite a tail to tell...

A dub of the lovely comic by @LagerGoaty@twitter.com
Voice by Shemorph
Watch the whole thing on YT!
https://youtu.be/PEvo-C5iuCE

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Caudlewag/status/1367902439295365125

Goodness, even short bouts of tail-writing, and coil stuff, in general, are so much better with little descriptions of texture, weight, and how it feels while touching others.

Goodness, I'm such a sucker for good touch descriptions.

Now I'm just imagining a blushing Caudle as a cashier in Burnel and trying to keep his blush down as every customer does this.

RT @Caudlewag@twitter.com

Tails would be useful in the time of covid...don't wanna touch anything/expose your face? Why not turn around and use your tail to nab your shopping?

Can't be rude to the cashier either, turn on your heels and smile over your shoulder as you hand(tail?) them your payment.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Caudlewag/status/1367891672957386755

MUCH IMPROVED

RT @XydexxUnicorn@twitter.com

#ThereIFixedIt

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/XydexxUnicorn/status/1367949694949818369