Chris Espinosa @Cdespinosa@mastodon.social

The past is a foreign country

When I am an evil overlord, none of my henchmen will be allowed to have social media accounts on which they can accidentally say the quiet thing out loud.

Dude implies he has a proof of the Reimann hypothesis and schedules a colloquium to describe his proof. Books the room for 45 minutes. That’s confidence.

This week, more or less, is the 40th anniversary of my first UNIX mail account, on UNIX C at UC Berkeley.

It’s running so beautifully

Luck, patriarchy, but also luck. https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2018/8/21/17687402/kylie-jenner-luck-human-life-moral-privilege

at least he admits water is wet

If you play the devil’s advocate you’re acknowledging it would be just and fair for the devil to win

It never happened
And I wasn’t anywhere near there
That was somebody else
It didn’t happen that way
Just a misunderstanding
It wasn’t my idea
It’s your word against mine
I was really out of it
It was actually not that big a deal
That kind of thing happens all the time
You’re overreacting
I was deceived
It was your responsibility to stop me
Why did you wait so long to bring it up?
I question your motives
You’re just doing this for the attention
You’re evil
I’ll ruin your life

Take this hammer
and carry it to the Captain
Tell him I’m gone

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1041437394552147968

She said, “I think you should hold on to that dime
As a a souvenir of Big Joe
And the Phantom 309.”

You’ll find one in every car

https://mastodon.social/media/ewsxasTGxxr9rleg_d0

Wait until he realizes the laser we launched into space isn’t a pew-pew Space Force laser but instead measures the effects of climate change on polar ice

Today is the last day for 2 Berkeley institutions: Brennan’s, @BerkeleyBrennan, is closing after 60 years in business. Fantasy Studios is also closing up shop. Goodbye and farewell; you will be missed. Stories: https://bit.ly/2NhCIae
https://bit.ly/2x1Boyi https://twitter.com/berkeleyside/status/1040978050169462784/photo/1

Is Generalissimo Francisco Franco still dead?