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Google: “Can Alexa and Siri stay for lunch today?”

Google’s mom: “Okay Google.”

Oh you like Christmas? Name 12 of their days.

Cowboy 1: “What’s that wagon approaching in the distance? New sherif?”

Cowboy 2: “Nah, that’s just Jasper the snake oil salesman.”

Cowboy 3 that owns some really squeaky snakes: “Aw heck yeah!”

Small dogs are always nervous because humans are constantly picking them up without warning. It’s like living inside a claw machine where you are the only prize.

That feeling when you check the news.

I want to open a revenge themed cake shop called “Just Desserts”.