Cowboy 1: “What’s that wagon approaching in the distance? New sherif?”
Cowboy 2: “Nah, that’s just Jasper the snake oil salesman.”
Cowboy 3 that owns some really squeaky snakes: “Aw heck yeah!”
Small dogs are always nervous because humans are constantly picking them up without warning. It’s like living inside a claw machine where you are the only prize.
I want to open a revenge themed cake shop called “Just Desserts”.
*me explaining lgbt issues to my nephew*
no no no, lesbians get our powers from the *moon* what are they even teaching you in school?
GOTHAM NEWS: The Riddler has hidden the poison gas antidote inside one of these 1,000 origami cranes. Stay tuned as the situation unfolds.
Inventor: My lord, I present to you my latest creation “the couch”.
King: What’s with the gap between the bottom and the floor?
Inventor: Thousands of years from now parents will have to constantly retrieve small toys from under there.
King: Lol, you’re a sick fuck. I love it.
Actually, Frankenstein is the name of the doctor, the real monster is the friendships we created along the way.
Okay. Now what. :)