Google: “Can Alexa and Siri stay for lunch today?”
Google’s mom: “Okay Google.”
Oh you like Christmas? Name 12 of their days.
Cowboy 1: “What’s that wagon approaching in the distance? New sherif?”
Cowboy 2: “Nah, that’s just Jasper the snake oil salesman.”
Cowboy 3 that owns some really squeaky snakes: “Aw heck yeah!”
Small dogs are always nervous because humans are constantly picking them up without warning. It’s like living inside a claw machine where you are the only prize.
I want to open a revenge themed cake shop called “Just Desserts”.