David Blue @DavidBlue@mastodon.social

imagine...

a small laptop from the technology industry's worst villain...

that is good... http://bilge.world/microsoft-surface-laptop-2-review-future-computing/

all I want for Christmas is for Hilary Duff to be officially ratified as the newest member of the Screwed Up Click.

finally got around to posting an ongoing directory of my fediverse accounts. feel free to follow, boost, etc. http://bilge.world/federated

𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔡ood 𝔐𝔬orning𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤

(ŌŌ(xxxÍxxx)ŌŌ)

I’m David, and I love it most when people introduce themselves with what they make, so here’s a thread of the best stuff I’ve created in the past few years.

beginning with the least possible time commitment, here’s my review of Nicolas Cage's "Mom and Dad" from earlier this year. I don’t actually know anything about film, yet folks seem to respond positively when I write about it. #hi #introductions http://www.extratone.com/words/inred/momanddad/

power back. thank obama.

I'M FUNNY, OKAY. http://extratone.com/library/blood.pdf

I put my Surface Laptop 2 in Ultra Super Battery Conservation Mode and I swear the thing is fucking regenerating.

power has been out for 12 hours now!!!! litty!!!

luv to find centipedes in my bathroom IN JANUARY.

I love you, alive girl. https://theoutline.com/post/6957/jeff-bezos-sexts-mistress

you ever notice how the people are supposed to be the funniest aren't funny at all. like Andy Sandlord.

The North Hole.

I wrote about something else I don't know anything about: TECHNO. http://bilge.world/anima-mundi-vril-album-review/

I built a markdown editor to pick up babes.

"my word processing software is a conversation starter."

in my depressive state... I have been watching Friends.

scraping the sweat glands off my hands.

food is illegal.

sorry I know there's no reason to share anything but FRINGE MEDIA links on here but fuck man.

laughing out loud, also crying. https://www.vox.com/2019/1/8/18173721/trump-border-facts-truth-speech-lying

lol https://soundcloud.com/baltra/travis-tool

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