David Blue @DavidBlue@mastodon.social

h.

there is nothing unusual about this at all.

I drove another Avalon and didn't apologize to mom this time. https://youtu.be/d5GLOg2F53c

yes Masto... you know my heart will always belong to PixelFed. but I love trying different services, if you hadn't noticed.

(it's all I have left in life.)

look, I don't know if it's unusual for new 500px users or not but I made my account like 2 hours ago and it's already gotten more engagement than I've gotten from everything else in like... a year. https://500px.com/neoyokel

I think I maybe know what I was going for here.

Google always knows how to hurt me.

as you can see, Microsoft Pix is able to transcribe my handwriting flawlessly :)

LOYAL FANS OF #HONK:

it brings me great joy to finally bring to you…

an ℠official ™David Blue™
review…

of the Toyota Prius c Two. https://youtu.be/8_13cx1ZmoA

the ςuš†⊕m mεmεš of the corporate world have now been enabled.

@blue good morning.

shit one more thing sorry.

don't even need specifics. these hot girls are ready for LITERALLY EVERYTHING.

they're ready to proofread your thesis.

they're ready to debug your wifi router.

they're ready to help you ｏｐｔｉｍｉｚｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｗｏｒｋｆｌｏｗ. https://sinblr.com/@lovelycute/102187513006367676

fuck, I'll FLAKE on friends to do this. and that is why I will be forgotten.

look, there's never any reason to say "there's nothing to do."

no plans tonight?

why not build all custom toolbars from scratch for every fucking Office application?

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