David Blue @DavidBlue@mastodon.social

finally got around to posting an ongoing directory of my fediverse accounts. feel free to follow, boost, etc. http://bilge.world/federated

𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔡ood 𝔐𝔬orning𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤

(ŌŌ(xxxÍxxx)ŌŌ)

I’m David, and I love it most when people introduce themselves with what they make, so here’s a thread of the best stuff I’ve created in the past few years.

beginning with the least possible time commitment, here’s my review of Nicolas Cage's "Mom and Dad" from earlier this year. I don’t actually know anything about film, yet folks seem to respond positively when I write about it. #hi #introductions http://www.extratone.com/words/inred/momanddad/

I have no idea why the embed won't cooperate but here's a directly link to the form. http://bit.ly/namecomputer

that OG shit ykwims. https://daringfireball.net/projects/markdown/

I have had so many good experiences on the fediverse already. it's insane.

MASTODON! I need help naming my new Surface Laptop 2!!!

if you happen to submit the best one, I will shout your first name before every time I boot it up *for as long as it's still functioning.** http://bilge.world/name-my-surface-laptop-2/

Please Help Me Name my New Computer
U uP? Can I ask you a huge favor??? I've been using this Surface Laptop 2 for several days now, but I've yet to come up with a proper name for it, which is distressing in its own right but now also a tremendous breach of The Sacred Process. I'm not sure what happened, but…[...]
http://bilge.world/name-my-surface-laptop-2/

Please Help Me Name my New Computer
U uP? Can I ask you a huge favor??? I've been using this Surface Laptop 2 for several days now, but I've yet to come up with a proper name for it, which is distressing in its own right but now also a tremendous breach of The Sacred Process. I'm not sure what happened, but…[...]
http://bilge.world/name-my-surface-laptop-2/

Please Help Me Name my New Computer
U uP? Can I ask you a huge favor??? I've been using this Surface Laptop 2 for several days now, but I've yet to come up with a proper name for it, which is distressing in its own right but now also a tremendous breach of The Sacred Process. I'm not sure what happened, but…[...]
http://bilge.world/name-my-surface-laptop-2/

Please Help Me Name my New Computer
U uP? Can I ask you a huge favor??? I've been using this Surface Laptop 2 for several days now, but I've yet to come up with a proper name for it, which is distressing in its own right but now also a tremendous breach of The Sacred Process. I'm not sure what happened, but…[...]
http://bilge.world/name-my-surface-laptop-2/

*shrieking*

well we survived the obligatory gross track.

STREAMING Z-RO’s NEW ALBUM. https://www.pscp.tv/w/br5qKDU0ODY4ODB8MUJkR1lPcHpBV1h4WAnbtOb1MS7NYvPPTdT85MaUseDng4TQLcC_49JFUcat?t=6m23s

the iPhone 4 was a big deal. I miss that thing. http://www.extratone.com/tech/iphone4/

okay uncle elmer we're gonna go see the Jazz Messengers cover band play The Buttercorn Lady! oh you're gonna love it! just like before the war! duh nuh nuh neh neh neh neh meh neh da ne de de do do duh nuh nuh nu nuh nuh. love that tune! https://song.link/us/i/657801392

DENIM AIRCRAFT.

MY EXCESS IS MY HOW I EXPRESS MYSELF BILL.