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all I want for Christmas is for Hilary Duff to be officially ratified as the newest member of the Screwed Up Click.

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finally got around to posting an ongoing directory of my fediverse accounts. feel free to follow, boost, etc. bilge.world/federated

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𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔡ood 𝔐𝔬orning𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤

(ŌŌ(xxxÍxxx)ŌŌ)

I’m David, and I love it most when people introduce themselves with what they make, so here’s a thread of the best stuff I’ve created in the past few years.

beginning with the least possible time commitment, here’s my review of Nicolas Cage's "Mom and Dad" from earlier this year. I don’t actually know anything about film, yet folks seem to respond positively when I write about it. extratone.com/words/inred/moma

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And the sky was full of teeth
Anticipating that sweet release

I put my Surface Laptop 2 in Ultra Super Battery Conservation Mode and I swear the thing is fucking regenerating.

power has been out for 12 hours now!!!! litty!!!

luv to find centipedes in my bathroom IN JANUARY.

you ever notice how the people are supposed to be the funniest aren't funny at all. like Andy Sandlord.

"my word processing software is a conversation starter."

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