Plane hijacker, Missing Person, FBI Agent, Coffee Addict
The gender neutral form of tall boys (pint cans) is tall children
gm folks hope you all are enjoying the 'donner party
Tired: ironic on mainWired: hornt on mainInspired: empathetic on main
boost this post to get NAKED
if you see this- be careful! the poster is naked :0
is this what fame feels like
Mastodon is an anagram for "not so mad"
fuck a cultivated aesthetic i'm throwin out faves and boosts indiscriminately.
a picture of your favorite rocking chair? fukn boosted.
a toot that's literally just the hammer and sickle emoji? hard fave
"i'm have die a rheea :((((" you best believe i'm boostin that shit
Good morning to everyone and especially to YG who will undoubtedly be the first big celeb to migrate here to claim copyright for the 'don theme song
At what point does your brain explode it's all coming at me so fast
I wanted all posts chronologically but I didn't realize the cost
posts are called toots? well then what do they call the private messaging service... BMs? c’mon now
I think we have a solid 36 more hours before we collectively cycle through all possible toot jokes, keep it up folks
Buying Magnum condoms for my Mastodon
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