The year is 5019. Humans, as we know them, are long gone. The Earth is inhabited chiefly by advanced, sapient machines.

For legacy reasons, everyone's name starts with "Mozilla/5.0 (compatible;".

Job titles at a corporation run by cats:

CEO = Chief Eating Officer
CTO = Chief Toy Officer
CMO = Chief Meowing Officer
CSO = Chief Sniffing Officer
CPO = Chief Petting Officer

I... have actually had a really good weekend!

Really enjoyed seeing folks at tiki night on Saturday and had some good conversations there, got a LOT done around the house and on the job hunt, got my new carpool-lane stickers for the Bolt, and ... *whispers* ...

...there might be a new Tab Stash release coming soon!

(Nothing major, but I think I finally squashed my worst bug and added some new small improvements to keep up with Firefox. =^.^=)

If I had a cookie for every time I’ve deleted and recreated my node_modules directory in the last 24 hours, I would have a LOT of cookies.

Hello,
My name is Elder Cat,
And I would like to share with you this most amazing news:

MY FOOD BOWL IS EMPTY FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME

hot take 

robolewd, microfic 

The spiciest of takes on Game of Thrones (which I have admittedly never seen), and an interesting point about our current political climate: theintercept.com/2019/05/20/th

(there are no spoilers)

So I'm trying to schedule something like 6-7 on-site interviews (of 4-6hrs each), and have 4 more companies I want to apply to; how the hell does anyone do this and still have a job?

Seriously, need some advice on how not to go crazy here. ><

compiler shitposting 

--mh=overwhelm -L/work -Wl,-rpath,/work -ljobhunt 

--mh-distraction 

What is both a condiment and a fashion accessory? 

Techposting; recommended Firefox add-ons for security 

security culture 

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