She saw on TV that ghosts made things cold, and she'd always had chilly feet at night.
So she found a stone with a hole through the middle and she waited under the covers until the chill made her toes curl.
Gently, she sat up, closing one eye and holding the stone up to the other.
Shimmering and thin as a beam of moonlight, the cat stretched and resettled on her feet.
She smiled and went back to bed, careful not to kick.
She'd always wanted a cat.
CAT FACT #2718: Cats may continue to operate in full-power mode while upside down. Roombas, however, cannot. Should your cat manage to tip over the Roomba, simply turn it upright and press “CLEAN” to resume operation. Should your Roomba manage to tip over the cat, do not be alarmed—no action is needed. The cat will right itself automatically when convenient.
On a related note to previous toot, I have discovered Tab Stash's rather surprising and useful ability to act as an impromptu Kanban board for websites... "this company said no", "this company hasn't responded", etc.
Always fun when that thing you wrote turned out to be more useful than anticipated.
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Bleh, I think I just hate soliciting bids. I will have to pick winners and losers and that always sucks.
It's better for me to get multiple bids on the EV-charging thing for a variety of reasons, but I hate saying no to people for any reason that's not some form of, "this is a bad idea, nobody should do it".
Cat. Herder of software engineers. Writes code, plays games, optimizes everything. An SJW who puts principle before party. Pan/cis/boy.
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