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"I can make you the Zeppelin Pope at the head of a typhoon armada."

"Hi, are you a human or human adjacent and desirous of company from other fellow non-robot companions who talk nice and it's not weird they don't have a smell?"

"How about butts, huh? All of 'em?"

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I wish being me didn't come at such a high sadness rate

Naomi's been sitting at the fire for ten minutes, I love the music

A comic. A man steps in shit, and exclaims such. He checks his foot, and we see that he has billionaires written on the sole of his shoe.

@Efi same in the Hungarian dub.
written phonetically it's: "dzsedi"

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