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I may have a crash
hey, guess who can't sleep
oh, wow, did anyone notice??
how do I get a gay hug from a cutie?
I wish being me didn't come at such a high sadness rate
pet me ;w;
tower of guns 2 is fun
happy birthday, everyone!
Naomi's been sitting at the fire for ten minutes, I love the music
A comic. A man steps in shit, and exclaims such. He checks his foot, and we see that he has billionaires written on the sole of his shoe.
send me nice DMs ;w;
I think I've finally figured this site out.
petition to ban adulting
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