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My humour is getting substantial attn in that other place. It just seemed to tasty to not share…

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There is no Twitter reincarnation. Death is permanent. They rekilled me this morning.

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Twitter suspends 100k accounts for creating new ones after suspension | Reuters reuters.com/article/us-twitter

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The crew of the 39th Century Time Ship Alpha-Wave surrounded the ancient device, fear palpable as their helpless eyes observed the countdown clock, dribbling quickly towards their doom.

"Wait, I think I found the notes!" gasped an ensign, elbow deep in an antiquated filing-cabinet.

"Quick, how do we shut it off?!"

The ensign hurriedly flipped through the ragged notebook, blanching visibly, "NoOo!"

"What?"

"This is all written in cursive!"

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suddenly I'm getting an uptick in these "promoted" Jack-Ads.
Ben & Jerry's is a BDS boycott target, don't buy their lovely unwholesome foods.
mondoweiss.net/2015/05/time-bo

RT @benandjerrys@twitter.com

So. Much. Cookie dough. (Oh, and some ice cream, too.)

🐦🔗: twitter.com/benandjerrys/statu

Atlantic Magazine cover image, Iraq war propaganda - "tales of the Tyrant" cover bitd. I still have one of their propaganda magazine covers, not sure if it's this one.
Their name is so apt these days - the "Atlantacist Magazine"
ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I

RT @SaigonSecure@twitter.com

@chinahand@twitter.com @cheeseburgersi1@twitter.com The Atlantic is the new home for regime change thugs around these parts. Joining Guardian and Reuters as the shock troops.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SaigonSecure/statu

RT @ElliottBlackwe3@twitter.com

No-Face or Kaonashi is based on a silk-worm, not only in design, but also becasue a silk-worm has a voracious appetite. By the end of the film he is working with Zeniba as an apprentice, working with thread and actually spinning silk.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ElliottBlackwe3/st

RT @chinahand@twitter.com

Goodbye, Russiagate! Hello Chinagate! newsbud.com/2019/04/18/goodbye my current China Watch full episode unlocked! Please RT! Bannon's China play and hog industry apocalypse!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/chinahand/status/1

RT @Rainmaker1973b@twitter.com

David Edgar took this photo of an adolescent humpback whale in the South Pacific, several miles off the coast of Tongatapu, Tonga, capturing it as a split-shot with half the dome port submerged, and the other above the surface buff.ly/2v8cage

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Rainmaker1973b/sta

And so most US people say "what's the alternative" to Israel, as if the Middle East did not have a history of absorbing European invasions and creating stable societies.

RT @SaigonSecure@twitter.com

Most hilarious thing about the Wipro hack is that client firms won’t have techies in house to combat an intrusion, they fired them & sent the jobs to India. Good luck getting straight answers from the Indians Mr CFO. You made your bed, now lie in it.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SaigonSecure/statu

CIA wrong, Zionism is establishment, expansion, & continuation of a Jewish settler-state in Palestine. Most of US journalists and almost all US Jewish communities are Zionist. This is changing, at a secular (early) Seder last week, others also thought that Israel should not exist

RT @ejmalrai@twitter.com

A report:

"NOT ALL JEWS ARE ZIONISTS. IN FACT, THE MAJORITY OF JEWS FIND ZIONISM AS OPPRESSIVE TO THEM AS IT IS TO THE PALESTINIANS. ZIONISTS FORM A SMALL RULING CLASS, AND THEY RULE ISRAEL UNDER THEIR DICTATORSHIP" via @layden_h@twitter.com

cia.gov/library/readingroom/do

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ejmalrai/status/11

Qana massacre April 18 1996 Show more

❤️ youtube.com/watch?v=CsBwBct0_5 Chambers Brothers "TIME"
T H R E A D Lumpy Red Beret Louise twitter.com/LumpyLouish/status
Now the TIME has come! No place to run! Stopped Clock, or Beached Whale?

RT @flugennock@twitter.com

THREAD:
TIME has come today... twitter.com/LumpyLouish/status

🐦🔗: twitter.com/flugennock/status/

RT @ejmalrai@twitter.com

Wow. That is unusual: Saudi Arabia and the Emirates in Iran even if under humanitarian cover via @O_Rich_@twitter.com
twitter.com/fresh_sadegh/statu

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ejmalrai/status/11

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