I didn't take a 30 mile ride so I could eat some goddamn quinoa, I'll tell you that.
Also, if I don't drink this Johnny Walker Black, he might start something.
I swear to god that if one more person tries to explain the difference between good and bad sugars to me one more time, I will fucking die
I'm a grown ass man and I'll eat this whole bag of skittles if I want to
To my brothers and sisters of the Fifth Republic: good luck on Sunday. You might need it.
I guess the great experiment of mastodon is to see if ego can replace money as the driving force of capitalism.
i don't block anyone unless they call me out on my shit
Politics is the music that plays in the ear of God as he kills his children
i hope i haven't followed any racists
i wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea
turns out that there's nothing about being a weirdo that makes you a good person
i'm just as shocked as anyone
some people shit post like they might die
is this late-stage capitalism