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The Last of the Quizboys @Grimulon@mastodon.social

i regret that i must inform everyone that i lack proper class solidarity

I swear to god that if one more person tries to explain the difference between good and bad sugars to me one more time, I will fucking die

I'm a grown ass man and I'll eat this whole bag of skittles if I want to

i feel pretty comfortable announcing that any chance i'd amount to anything was pretty lol to begin with

Man, for a song about the bible, the Killers' Wonderful Wonderful is probably the best song to fuck to this year.

often times it seems like praxis is just another word for whatever old thing you just wanted to do anyways.

everyone talkin 'bout destiny 8 or something and here I am trying to get XWING to run on my shit chromebook

I am not anyone's comrade, I am the comrade of everyone. Let the human race be my brothers and sisters, and the planet our city.

I didn't take a 30 mile ride so I could eat some goddamn quinoa, I'll tell you that.

Also, if I don't drink this Johnny Walker Black, he might start something.

I swear to god that if one more person tries to explain the difference between good and bad sugars to me one more time, I will fucking die

I'm a grown ass man and I'll eat this whole bag of skittles if I want to

To my brothers and sisters of the Fifth Republic: good luck on Sunday. You might need it.

I guess the great experiment of mastodon is to see if ego can replace money as the driving force of capitalism.

i don't block anyone unless they call me out on my shit

Politics is the music that plays in the ear of God as he kills his children

i hope i haven't followed any racists

i wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea

有的時候我想我忘了怎麼讀中文,然後我發現是日語。

i heard a joke about today: it's self critiquing

turns out that there's nothing about being a weirdo that makes you a good person

i'm just as shocked as anyone