brb turning this band into a lean mean mom jeans revenge machine

Brb turning this band into a lean mean mom jeans revenge machine

wife left me home alone for a couple hours, so naturally i went and bought a bunch of plants

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The devs recently pushed a change to remove the terms blacklist/whitelist and master/slave from its standard libraries, and the reaction on Reddit has been super disappointing and completely unsurprising

I probably spend a good 2 hours a day just reheating my morning coffee

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I'm about to go on another rant about how awful lawns are

The switchover from coffee to beer has been happening earlier and earlier these days

Stuck in wall to wall meetings today, low key considering calling in on my phone and going outside to do some casual gardening

Just a periodic reminder that webex teams is terrible software and I’m sorry if you’re stuck using it for work.

Does anyone still use xmpp? I checked out matrix but it seems that 99% of chans are just bridges to dead IRC chans

Watching training videos all week and I think my brain is melted

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covid-adjacent, uspol, longish 

after this is all over, be sure to remind people, as often as they'll allow you to get away with it, that:

telecoms did not need data caps, had plenty of capacity to donate to low-income folks, and were never in danger of going bankrupt because of the lack of data caps or the additional usage
folks who work on computers all day can do that wherever computers are; most tech offices are merely trophies to show off to other tech offices.
the government wasn't concerned with helping people, it was concerned with helping business. it was people who were helping people and often the government merely got in the way of that.
trillions of dollars was found to allocate as soon as they wanted to; every time anyone asks how anything will be funded it's merely to shut down the conversation.

keep a running list of your favorite facts and get them in front of as many folk as you can, as often as you can, and maybe, just maybe, we can get more folks on board for change

What a weird time to be starting a new job

With literally every sports league suspended, this is going to really test every sports reporters abilities to talk about absolutely nothing of substance for 24hrs a day

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