If only cellphones could be charged with stress...

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"Wow you're so good at computers..."

Thanks I had a very traumatic childhood and it was the only outlet for surviving

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and the laws of thermodynamics... no matter what you do, heat is coming and fast.

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Big Data is like teenage sex:

- Everyone talks about it.
- Nobody really knows how to do it.
- Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
- So everyone claims they're doing it.

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Dance like no one is watching.
Encrypt like everyone is.

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After almost 2 years of going through all the to-do list apps and project planning apps you can imagine, I finally decided (meistertask.com/) is the one for me. It fits my workflow perfectly!

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I'm tired of #security opinions that revolve around the idea that we can't trust one particular party for some reason (usually rooted in a philosophical disagreement) and then just leave out the elephant(s) in the room who they implicitly trust.

You trust _everyone_ in the chain of custody for the code you use. You trust them to not be malicious and you trust that they're good at protecting the code they ship you. Vendors, volunteers, the whole lot.

You just gotta trust others--you can't go it alone.

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if art was actually low in value programmers wouldn't need to keep begging artists for free work

you'd do it yourself if it was that easy, but you don't, because it isn't

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For a moment, when you drop your phone and it lands face down, the screen is both damaged and not damaged. It’s only when you pick it up to examine it that one of these become reality. Schrödingers Smartphone.

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Thread on /r/privacy Show more

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Grimm + Supernatural + Fringe = The Perfect Universe

We could even throw From Dusk Till Dawn into the mix...

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We all know running from an USB is possible but we tend to ignore that it is possible to run from an USB as well! that's how I lived during a year an a half after my Mac's hard drive cable to the moderboard got fucked up, the repair costed more than I was willing to pay so... a 64GB USB became my life.

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Sword Art Online Alternative: Gun Gale Online Show more

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Jam your WiFi for "educational purposes"

I mean... sure but... I'm not sure this will end in "education"...

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*naively runs an app's install script, proceeds to watch his boot images get rewritten for some reason*

hmmm shoulda prayed first

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If people spent as much time contributing to as they spend complaining about it, its possible all its problems would have been solved by now.

Yes, everyone hates it but then again, there's no real alternative for crossplatform desktop apps. Stop complaining, start acting.

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