Diego Islas Ocampo @HyuchiaDiego@mastodon.social

I'm not sure what's worse anymore, #developers in bed with #blockchain or those in bed with #AWS.

Every time a new @MonogatariEngine release comes out:

Me: This is the most stable release we've ever done :D

Reality: Ha! Better luck next time

#development #gamedev #javascript #webdev

There is a place in hell for the creators of #StandupAlice and those who blindly promote its use.

Sure, in some teams or projects it will certainly work out but in many cases it's just a sign of laziness and actually gets more in the way than it helps.

If you are using it internally, that's good but if you are using it as a way to keep your client updated then you (most likely your pm) are just being lazy.

#Agile #Slack #Standup #ProjectManagement

Yes, well, why am I not impressed? A new #streaming platform (https://www.retrocrush.tv/) dedicated to #retro anime and of course it's not available in #Mexico

No wonder why everyone feels subscribing to a streaming service is stupid and a waste of money when they can have free unlimited animes via #piracy.

As long as people pay, why the fuck do we need to restrict content based on their location?

#Anime #RetroCrush

Developing for #fitbit devices is amazing! Did you know all the apps on any fitbit are made using #SVG and #CSS for the UI + #JavaScript for the functionality?

What's more, their "Developer Studio" allows you to develop from your browser and test the apps you create in your device without even having to connect it!

Harry Potter and the petrified Celery Worker

#dev #python #django

The amount of passive aggressiveness in a sentence is directly proportional to the times they chained "lol".

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The world needs an #UberEats-like subscription based #app for dieting.

You'd define your #diet by providing the calories you need, "forbidden" foods, allergies etc. And every day in the morning you'd get a package with the breakfast, lunch and dinner for that day.

The biggest issue with #dieting is actually getting or making the food you need, which usually takes time many people simply don't have while keeping it varied enough so you don't get bored of it.

#health #fitness

Algo para reflexionar...

1. Una persona te asalta y te roba tus pertenencias

2. En un caso milagroso, la policia hace su trabajo por una vez en su vida y lo meten a la carcel

3. Con tus impuestos, le brindan alojamiento y comida durante toda su estancia en el reclusorio

Lo veas como lo veas, ese asaltante sigue robando tu dinero solo que esta vez, si no se lo das no es el quien te va a hacer algo, es el SAT.

Me: I should get Fox Premium so I can watch #TheSimpsons

Fox Premium: Nope, no Simpsons here

Me: Ugh! And when is fucking Disney+ coming out anyways then?

Disney+: Not any time soon! (In my country)

Me: So they expect me to buy the freaking DVDs like it's 2005?! Fuck them, YouTube illegally uploaded episodes split into multiple parts here we go!

99% of the people who think Shinji from #Evangelion is a crybaby would have run away from day one if they were the ones in his situation.

#Anime #NeonGenesisEvangelion

Me: #Mexico is not as insecure as international news make it sound like!

Also me: I'll buy a cheap laptop to use when I go out, that way if I get robbed it won't hurt me as much as if it was my actual laptop :D

#cdmx #seguridad

Justifying a bad plot with "the characters have to make stupid decisions to keep the show going" is one of the worst things plaguing television these days.

Discounts / Promo Codes are one of those things that seem incredibly simple until you have to implement them and realize they are a lot more complex than you have ever thought.

#dev

How to know if a #web #developer is using #macOS?

They'll use `overflow: scroll` and think there are no consequences for it.

#css

Went to a restaurant where everybody was offered coffee except me, who got juice and milkshakes offered instead.

I asked for coffee anyways and when it arrived next to all of the others, I was the only one who got asked if I wanted sugar and cream... I don't even look young for fucks sake.