When you're investigating an issue, and figure out who caused the problem
@JenMsft and he would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those darn moments of honest introspection!
@JenMsft Surprise, it's Windows 10!
@JenMsft which bellend wrote this code *checks* oh
@JenMsft Hahaha
Oh god that's relatable
@JenMsft Unless it's legacy code. Then the problem is the previous person/team that left.
@JenMsft git selfblame
@JenMsft I have once written a documentation which I forgot I've already written more than a year before. Amazingly, I used almost the same formatting and whole sentences, it was uncanny, especially when I didn't realize at first that it was actually mine.