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Simultaneously wanting job security and an end to capitalism

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DM: And which of you can fly an airship?
PC1: Doug! it's a ship!
PC2: Because Doug is so great at piloting ships in the water
Me: To be fair, there is less stuff to hit in the sky
PC1: And there are less orcas.
DM: All those sky orcas
PC2: Filthy Sorcas

@DialMforMara #GURPS

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Actually I feel the need to further clarify the only thing that comes close to how good being gay and having a wife is is watching your wife get absolutely wrecked by how cute other women and nonbinary folks are

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Trans Girl I Know from Cali Seeking Help and Home (Boosts welcome) 

Let's try to get through work while playing depression fugue state bingo.

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Our compromise: a computer mouse is a mouse because it can run around your desk. Mine is a hamster because it has a wheel (well, a ball) that stays in one place and goes round and round.

Can I just run away from life for a bit? It feels like time to get into the sea.

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@DialMforMara @ajanionthespot @Jmaurer If you're trying to go for 5e design guidelines, then a single save-or-die or save-or-suck roll is inadvised.

Consider possibly a poison effect of some type (either ongoing damage or condition), or look to petrification for guidelines roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Fl

It's not instant death, but mtg combats are more like whole 5e encounters, where they're given a chance to heal and recharge, rather than 5e rounds.

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99percentinvisible.org/
This week's episode of 99% Invisible is about the history of writing systems for blind people, and the perils of designing accessibility from an abled perspective

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Rant about game immersion from an old RPG nerd 

Dnd mtg decklist 

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Lexington and I are on our way to magicfest.

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"We've moved beyond the idea that women wearing pants is a problem. Women wearing pants is powerful, it's strong, everybody accepts it, and it's associated with the patriarchy, it's associated with being male. The minute a man puts on a dress it's disgusting, so what are you saying? Men are strong, women are disgusting? I'm not doing that anymore. I'm done with that. I'm a man in a dress and if I feel like wearing a dress I'm gonna wear one." - Billy Porter

youtu.be/fY058WwzR7s

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We got “No access. No peace.” stickers to give away.

If you like some you can send me a private message.

[Box with 3000 stickers saying “No access. No peace.” With a wheelchair logo where the wheel is an anarchy A.]

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so the official #Pokemon Twitter account has started announcing new species.

Can I buy a Wooloo plushie yet?

swordshield.pokemon.com/en-us/

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✨they/them pronoun pin✨

this was my first pin! and it is so so special to me. it wouldn’t have gotten made without all of the support from my friends and community here 🖤

currently this pin is on sale for $9 (regular price $12) while i sell out of the stock on my etsy!

etsy.com/listing/672052258/the

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