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me: posts some absolutely incomprehensible bullshit
all of you:

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going outside on account of lack of youd chewb

hello mastodon it has been two years since bort initially hit this website

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Why would you join a social media if you didn't want to give out your social security number?

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i will burp loudly randomly and no one will ever know :)

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I'm bored. I miss the good ol' days of grussy and grock discourse.

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Me at my second rodeo: this ain't my first time at the rodeo

we will finally know which one of us is a person first

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this is quite possibly the worst day of my life

s/h implied 

anyone else wish they had an immovable hovering cube in their room so they could bash their head without making noise or is that just a bort thing

*walking down the street in my ian beale t-shirt* *gets assaulted*

anyone know how to upload my consciousness

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