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me: posts some absolutely incomprehensible bullshit
all of you:

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youtube.com/watch?v=ddWJatRxfz if anyone has 8 free minutes check this video out
it flew under my radar and is better than any octagon ytpmv has any right to be

i was undomesticated back in december, thats all i can say

anyone who seriously stuck around with bort for this long deserves a fucking medallion i'll be real

i was gonna post some emotional sappy shit but im too funny to be vulnerable
yall know i love u each and every one of you even if i dont like you i still love you because you are here and you are reading this.

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kenku: says anything
everybody: damn bitch ok lmao

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socrates is making me so wise maybe i wont eat glue anymore

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hey mastodon can we make the fuzzy worm on a string thing really popular so it infiltrates other social media and becomes a big meme and people start buying them en masse so companies start mass producing them and then a couple months later when it dies down all the stores will have a surplus and we'll be able to buy a lot of worms for very very cheap. like what happened to fidget spinners but with worms. plea

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is there a reason some of you type like you're trying to pass along a secret message

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one time me and a friend had autoplay on while rabbiting and a komaeda dinner date asmr came on which of course made us both hardcore zone out but when i came back to reality i heard him say to me "its not that i SUPPORT slavery per se, its just..." and i immediately astral projected

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im sorry why did sasuke talk about milking a dog

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