Bort @Joba@mastodon.social
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i was bort, once magnificent, now a husk of what once was. A warning of hubris, perhaps.
Plaudite, acta est fabula.
Joined Dec 2018
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yes im that loser who has the entire 2 hours and 40 minutes of hamilton constantly playing on my second monitor
prince has a gun
alright which one of you salty fuckers went back in time and stole my mojo
YES im a drug addicted furry YES i take ketamine to help me feel more like the animal i truly am which is bojack the horse man from netflix's original series bojack horseman
what if alexander hamilton was in danganronpa
its fucked up that all the funny posters left the platform, i think we could have had a wealth of comedy from coronavirus
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hey guys google tubgirl
don't mind me, i'm just posterior
hey guys google tubgirl
*sees a cop*
if i saw that thing in my living room i would stomp on it until it was a small stain on my floor
if you were the toriel cosplayer who gave me a blowjob at dragoncon, PLEASE inbox me. i think you took my wallet. it looks like an NES
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i have teemo skins
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and on the seventh day, god said a slur
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new idea:
cum centrifuge
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Diary Of A Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules
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*you rub the strange garfield bong you found in your dads attic* *in a flash of smoke, bort joba is released from the bong*
huhuhuhu
- Age
- 20
- Pronouns
- they/them
i was bort, once magnificent, now a husk of what once was. A warning of hubris, perhaps.
Plaudite, acta est fabula.
Joined Dec 2018
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