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me: posts some absolutely incomprehensible bullshit
all of you:

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yes im that loser who has the entire 2 hours and 40 minutes of hamilton constantly playing on my second monitor

alright which one of you salty fuckers went back in time and stole my mojo

YES im a drug addicted furry YES i take ketamine to help me feel more like the animal i truly am which is bojack the horse man from netflix's original series bojack horseman

what if alexander hamilton was in danganronpa

its fucked up that all the funny posters left the platform, i think we could have had a wealth of comedy from coronavirus

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*sees a cop*
if i saw that thing in my living room i would stomp on it until it was a small stain on my floor

if you were the toriel cosplayer who gave me a blowjob at dragoncon, PLEASE inbox me. i think you took my wallet. it looks like an NES

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Diary Of A Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules

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*you rub the strange garfield bong you found in your dads attic* *in a flash of smoke, bort joba is released from the bong*
huhuhuhu

i did not buy garfield chopsticks :( i have been a failure

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