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me: posts some absolutely incomprehensible bullshit
all of you:

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mario be like: check out my magic socks

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WAIT I REMEMBER THE PRESIDENT WAS A HUMAN

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If you're from chicago.... oooughghghhh

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If I were to mitosis and clone myself they would die on sight

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well I for one didnt know about metal gear solid 5

wow cant remember 3 hours ago is a bad memory level to have

i want ANSWERS!!!! what the FUCK was i talking about

cant believe i went on some fucking weird "sharks arent real" tangent and NONE of you stepped in and asked "what the fuck are you talking about"

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maybe sharks are a conspiracy
sharks arent real

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The only thing that makes you shit uncontrollably*

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Like I literally can't look at people talking to each other without getting jealous

I think I am becoming an incel if you replaced sex with friendship

that would jsut be more government propoganda into believing in sharks though hm.

think about it this way: if sharks existed im sure we would know, from someone actually getting "attacked"

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Get you someone who looks at chili dogs

well in one day i managed to stop believing in sharks

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