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If i dont hear the notification sound for ONE minute I end up like that doctor who villain who needs to be moisturised

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me: posts some absolutely incomprehensible bullshit
all of you:

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honestly if you don't treat other accounts with a base line of respect please Dont Interact. like. remember that there are Real, Living People behind those accounts (except for bots i guess). dont abuse other people for jokes if they have a well known character/person as their account name thats. why. why would you do that

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@Joba testament to the greeks that zeus still gets that much vitriol though i guess

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@Joba yeah i feel like its so easy to forget there people on the other side of the screen with account like that sometimes :(

whoever ran that todd howard account is a fucking trooper i dont know how you could put up with constant abuse like that i couldnt last an hour

anyway make sure to realise theres people behind them greek accounts and dont fucking overdo it

wow cant believe zeus got the todd howard treatment and was bullied tae fuck

Maybe the real cumshot gamer was inside us all along...

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If I'm not included in the bukkake party I'm gonna go fucking NUTS

Cthulhu caused my laptop to die, thanks

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classical mars is the god of war. mastodon mars? god of vore

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