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* Politics sometimes β€” I try to keep this minimal

* Lots of snark

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lewd thread 

Thread on birdsite where I link my various lewd media posts together, in case you want to browse them all.

twitter.com/KinkTodd/status/12

(yes, it's somewhat obscure, and probably hits as narrow a demographic of reference as Leonard Edward Funt, so I'm curious πŸ™ƒ)

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bad billy
does dope

bitches
and brewskis

but can't even build
a cigarette boat

...

...and you're humming it now.

For a huge of a nerd as I am, I've never really grokked DnD. My brain just can't wrap around it for some reason, no matter how many times I've tried. But I'm happy y'all do enjoy it.

"It's just one of them things." πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜„

I'd like to help a late-20s friend understand later-adulthood transfeminine transitions better to get an understanding of some of the emotional and physical challenges you've faced. If you're interested in chatting with them, please DM on Telegram or here: t.me/KinkTodd

So today's furry drama is that there's furry drama.

*quietly chuckles in 1990s Usenet*

RT @carbideVerstand@twitter.com

"You gotta worry about you" YEAH I THINK THAT'S PART OF THE ISSUE

our social safety nets are so shit the only way to make sure you don't starve the instant something goes wrong is to hoard a wee crumb of wealth

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/carbideVerstand/st

minor blood 

Screenshot rather than QRT because I don't want to give that bootlicker the attention.

Apparently a scrape that has been intentionally smeared qualifies as something that they have to "recover" from. Cognitive dissonance ahoy.

...

RT @ToddVierling@twitter.com

Don't RT/QRT posts that disable replies
Don't RT/QRT posts that disable replies
Don't RT/QRT posts that disable replies

This has been abused by politicians and police departments to spread propaganda. DO NOT PROVIDE A PLATFORM FOR THIS BEHAVIOR.

...but feel free to RT *this* πŸ˜„

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/ToddVierling/statu

This account has:

* NSFW posts and adult media (must be 18 to follow)

* Politics sometimes β€” I try to keep this minimal

* Lots of snark

So be warned if you venture further!

Google Rewards surveys just sent me the third one in a single day asking if I've recently been to Bahama Breeze.

No, supposedly all-knowing Google, I've never been there at all. 🀣

RT @ToddVierling@twitter.com

Thread. This is a shit situation all around: underprivileged kids get essential services from schools because we've sadly let schools become a provider of last resort, but reopening classrooms puts teachers and parents at grave risk and cannot be done safely most places. twitter.com/brianhhawthorne/st

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/ToddVierling/statu

The Twitter algorithm highlighting two non mutual locked accounts passing each other in the ether... *sigh* πŸ™ƒ

The more diverse my close friends get, the more I see just how much I DON'T know about those who aren't similar to me.

Different race, age, gender identity, more... I love getting to know others' lived experiences, including struggles where I can learn to be a better ally.

Patreon Being Fucking Awful 

So patreon is going after queer artists like paypal now, and it's because ya'll wouldn't protect the niche kinks you personally find distasteful. The time to stand up was when they were banning cnc and hard bdsm, and now they've slippery sloped their way to hypnosis and vore and everybody is outraged. Where were you when they banned stuff you don't like?

What a week, and it ain't over yet. Might be doing more this weekend and will be quite busy again come Monday.

Linux geeks will understand why soon enough.

Edwina Monsoon: the first honest representation of Karen on television.

RT @KinkTodd@twitter.com

@BoozyBadger@twitter.com And while we're here and I'm citing Absolutely Fabulous under fair use excerpt for ... commentary?

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/KinkTodd/status/12

This is basically a kindergarten bully saying "I'm punching you *because* you put your hands in front of your face to avoid my punches".

RT @

πŸ¦πŸ”—:

The inside of a wet down pillow.

Birds all smell like that. 🀣

RT @theKitsuneKit@twitter.com

One day soon, we will be able to recreate smells in Virtual Reality. Which begs the questions...

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/theKitsuneKit/stat

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