Hey you! Don't forget your daily dose of #mayonnaise. It is good for you. Trust me, I am a professional. ;)
Okay, you know you're a total nerd when you get overly excited over an electrical plug.. XD
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You know, fediverse, I am completely fine with whatever gender and sexuality you identify with. It is your right!
But honestly, constantly tooting "I am gay!" in different ways, shapes and forms is getting rather obnoxious. It scares off new users who could be otherwise saved from the rampant Birdflu on birdsite.
Okay, I think... I should stop using curtains now. In the summer and spring it is obligatory, unless I wish to get woken up by the sun rising right in my face through a northern window at like 03:30.
Today? I slept til 9 (I am not one to sleep in), because it was completely pitch black in my bedroom and heavily overcast and damp weather outside.
The maiden looked at the dragon's hoard. "It is certainly... not what I expected."
"One of a kind," the dragon said, sitting proudly on the pile of papers.
"You should organise it."
"Oh, thanks!" The dragon wrote 'organise this" on a paper and added it to the pile of to-do lists.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Today's job, assembling no less than 32 #IKEA HUTTEN shelves.. XD
Scandinavian, 20s, Centrist🍀 and Pirate, cleantech, dragon. Does not bite (often)! 🇪🇺
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