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The minotaur seizes your old cloak of despair and limps into the distance.

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The kind of game where you finally beat the boss and win the game but then a cow crushes the princess.

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Social Media Day shouldn’t be a holiday.

What are we supposed to be celebrating anyway? The weaponization of our technology against us? The phenomenon of smartphone addiction? The degradation of our political discourse?

I’m good, thanks.

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Being shittered = being shattered by the poop you've just made.

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America in Three Words:

* No Vacancy Here
* Death Becomes Her
* Crazy, Sad, Beautiful
* Civility Be Damned
* Striking Multiple Poses
* Ain’t No Scrub
* White Extinction Anxiety
* Made of Dreams
* First in Asshats
* Punctual, Abundant Evil
* Forget the Past
* Sorry, Not Sorry

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When my fist clenches crack it open,
Before I use it and lose my cool.
When I smile tell me some bad news,
Before I laugh and act like a fool.

And if I swallow anything evil,
Put you finger down my throat.
And if I shiver please give me a blanket,
Keep me warm let me wear your coat

No one knows what it's like to be the bad man,
to be the sad man.
Behind blue eyes.
No one knows what its like to be hated,
to be fated,
To telling only lies.
-- The Who
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Trying to sleep, but two drunk girls are talking very loudly just outside my window about Iceland and how the men there are "good looking" (I think they used the term "fuckable"), while my down-stairs neighbour keeps playing "Enjoy the silence" (oh, the irony)...

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Helsinki Pride seems to have had about 100 thousand people today.

Helsinki has about 500 thousand citizens.

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Well, heck, I've found myself greeting people with "howdy" a bit lately and I might have legitimately picked that up from Alex Kamal in The Expanse.

Hrm.

Shower and be ready in an hour. You can do it! 😂. <<--- trying to give myself a peptalk and get away from my mobile 😜.

This little movie depicts more or less my entire childhood. Mom working late, me fixing dinner, doing homework in the kitchen, and being alone. I was raised by my single mother. My father worked in New Zeeland from when I was 8 , and moved back home when I was 15. Money was always an issue. Living on the edge of poverty isn't easy, but it has taught me to be humble, hold on tight to money and being generous towards people that really need it.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=qwyJXmHD

I love "Charlenes World". The latest video is a hoot! "My mornings are haunted with yesterdays regrets", "People say, 'Don't talk to me before my morning coffee. And I say, "Don't talk to me at all "...

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If interested in theory abt race, gender, queers, class etc Show more

Took a class, feel totally drained (but in a good way). 25 degrees outside felt like 30 in the yogaclass room. I am now drenched in sweat.

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Serious cramps and PMS today. My regular painkillers doesn't help. Any suggestions on what I should do to relieve the pain is helpful.