Mara boosted

OH: "Ich wäre ja für eine moderne Version von Microsoft Bob" – "Ist das nicht KDE?"

Mara boosted

OH: "Machine Learning ist nichts was ich im Kontext eines Switches hören möchte"

Mara boosted
Mara boosted
Mara boosted

Friendliest FtM instance on mastodon?

Please boost if you have no idea. Looking for a place for friends to join and feel community.

Mara boosted

Superhero idea: someone who gets different powers depending on what kind of music they're listening to. Kind of like when you put on "work music", but extended to the point of fantasy.

There could be scenarios where their headphones get broken and they're powerless until they can find a radio.

It would be hard to pull this off in the medium of comics but it could be great in animation or film. Production could partner with bands, etc.

Mara boosted

Noch zum Abend des #BiVisibilityDay #biday habe ich einen kleinen Rant aus dem Leben einer bisexuellen (wobei pansexuell genauer wäre) Frau, warum wir Bisexuelle als Wesen mit einer vollkommen gleichberechtigten Sexualität existieren sollten.

Mara boosted
Mara boosted

Doctor: I'm terribly sorry but the tests are back. Your child is artistic.

Parents: (sob)

Doctor: Now don't worry, it's not the end of the world. Your child will never have the mind of an executive, but with modern innovations like Etsy, Patreon and Kickstarter, they may be able to pay rent well into their mid-20s.

Parent: Did... did crayons do this

Doctor: Who can say? We're exposed to so many forms of art every day: music, poetry, language, geometry..

Parent: We're getting crayons BANNED

Mara boosted

"As the challenged party," the alien said, "you may choose weapon. Sword or plasma impeller?"
"Can I just apologise?"
"That would force us to shun you, forever more."
"Swords, then. To death, or first blood?"
"What? No! How barbaric are you humans? Whoever cuts most fruit wins!"

Mara boosted

async(); await();
async(); await();
async(); await();
async(); await();
In the System()
// the mighty System()
The process.sleep()s tonight~

Mara boosted

OK, the new #Mastodon admin only instance is now live at tootmin.network

If you're an instance admin, please drop me an email at invites@tootmin.network with your instance URL and username, I'll then review and get you an invite.

Please boost this toot, as the Tootmin Network will give us admins a place to collaborate and discuss Mastodon administration away from our respective instances.

Thanks!

Mara boosted
Mara boosted

If you're using bash or zsh and you don't know the ^X^E shortcut, learn it now.

First, ensure you have a valid `EDITOR` environment variable set to your favourite editor (like vim or emacs).

Second, enter some command, but don't hit enter.

Third, use Ctrl+X Ctrl+E and learn that you can use your editor to modify the command before running it in the shell.

This is pretty helpful if you're trying to edit a long command line.

#bash #zsh #linux #unix #macos #terminal

Mara boosted
Mara boosted
Mara boosted
Mara boosted

Got new glasses. Now I can't judge how far away things are by how blurry they are. XD

Mara boosted

Oh, ein Security Update für 'beep'. Ich bin beeindruckt :P

Mara boosted
Show more
Mastodon

Follow friends and discover new ones. Publish anything you want: links, pictures, text, video. This server is run by the main developers of the Mastodon project. Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!