How did "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" become the typical sentence that contains all letters of the alphabet and not "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" which is objectively a million times cooler
@LoganDice because foxes are good
the Christian lobbying organizations thought it sounded too much like something from Harry Potter
@LoganDice because young kids (the people who primarily use these sentences I think) can spell all the words in the first one.
@LoganDice maybe because that sentence doesn’t actually contain all the letters of the alphabet? :)
@LoganDice I'm sure you know the answer: Microsoft monopoly !
@LoganDice the fox sentence doesnt have an 's' or an 'h' in it so your sentence is much better.
@LoganDice where's the F?
@LoganDice he jokingly removed porcupine quills from the zebra’s back with wax!
@LoganDice ah yes, the traditional reuse of classic high-value tweets on Mastodon. Apart from that, the quick brown fox sentence was because of the way typewriter keys were arranged, not about containing all letters.
@LoganDice "Pack by box with five dozen liquor jugs" is best though
@LoganDice to be pedantic, it's "jumps" over the lazy dog, otherwise there's no 's' 🙂 - but you're right, objectively the other is way cooler.
Perhaps the people typing it were sales people and they didn't want to concern their customers.
@LoganDice Cozy squid gives Linux job, irks wrathful temp.
@LoganDice ... or "Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs."
@LoganDice German has some more challanges:
„Fix, Schwyz!“, quäkt Jürgen blöd vom Paß.
@LoganDice I love the German sentence "Franz jagt im komplett verwahrlosten Taxi quer durch Bayern" which translates to "Franz rushes through Bavaria crosswise in the completely run-down taxi"
@LoganDice Counterpoint: "Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs"
@LoganDice The former tells a story.
@LoganDice and it's also more correct because the first sentence uses 'the' twice while the sphinx one doesn't
@LoganDice it's pretty rad ngl
@LoganDice foxes are cute
@LoganDice that's metal as fuck
@LoganDice Press F to pay respects
@LoganDice just one problem…
Where's the F?? 😱
@LoganDice oups!! Of course the F is in "of" and I'm blind and I was not as awake as I thought when I wrote this!!
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