BabySnakeFossil @Mbaker@mastodon.social

bathrooms are a scam invented by maddie to sell more gender scam toots

This would be a good idea for Night Crew

This machine blocks any nice DMs that anyone would like to send me 😞

she's cute and i think she looked at me when i wasn't looking

did she see my laptop stickers? is she gay? wanna friend

ship so small
ocean so big

This is where all of our bofa dot lol toots are stored after The Cancellationing

even the biggest ship is a god damn pea to the ocean

is Zoroark a twink?

*has a lot of energy*

This could be us but you prefer warmer climes

I need a bench right now

transitioning to "uncannily androgynous person with a gun for genitals"

odd couple/buddy-team vidya game where Zelda and Ganon save Link together

Bench finder app

how about no one ever has sex ever again