BabySnakeFossil @Mbaker@mastodon.social

Jim used to give people back rubs randomly. If he saw you lift something heavy and struggle he would offer a diagnosis then rub your back. He would apply pressure and move his hand in a triangle motion and say that back muscles work in triangles (?)

We all know that poptarts and candy bars aren't good for you but people are free to do what they want. Jeez.

The people in the sauna were complaining about foodstamps.
Just leave people alone. If they get assistance it's their business, you don't get to decide what they buy with it.

I have acquired a new skill!
Level 1 hot sauce creator.

I tried my homemade hot sauce again today and I changed my mind, I like it now.

I went to the gym today and did some heavy lifting.

I don't have the same enthusiasm as when I was training before but I'm trying.

I looked at some old photos today and got sad because I used to be so fit and now I'm a mess.

I'm sure beer doesn't help but I'm making a real effort to be better.

I haz eggplant.

I never realized that my only alone time was while I was running. Now that I can't run I'm with people all the time and it's driving me crazy. I feel claustrophobic.

A guy at my office told me he doesn't agree with hitting women out of anger but would be OK with doing it to "teach" them.
Should I dox him?

Send this jackass out in the field.

I'd rather tootstorm than talk to actual people near me.

If I have to get killed, at least don't let me get killed by someone wearing a fanny pack.

I can't focus on tooting with this fucking clown talking to me.

This pin pad declines every time arrrrrrrrr