Jim used to give people back rubs randomly. If he saw you lift something heavy and struggle he would offer a diagnosis then rub your back. He would apply pressure and move his hand in a triangle motion and say that back muscles work in triangles (?)

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We all know that poptarts and candy bars aren't good for you but people are free to do what they want. Jeez.

The people in the sauna were complaining about foodstamps.
Just leave people alone. If they get assistance it's their business, you don't get to decide what they buy with it.

I have acquired a new skill!
Level 1 hot sauce creator.

I tried my homemade hot sauce again today and I changed my mind, I like it now.

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might fuck around and act upon my homosexual tendencies

being gay and sober at the same time sucks send toot

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first reply to this post gets to name my raft. ten characters.

A guy at my office told me he doesn't agree with hitting women out of anger but would be OK with doing it to "teach" them.
Should I dox him?

debating whether to acknowledge all the boosts i just got and the cuties involved

and the confusion over whether i'm attractive or fascinatingly ugly

I'd rather tootstorm than talk to actual people near me.

@Mbaker wear a fanny pack yourself, problem solved.

If I have to get killed, at least don't let me get killed by someone wearing a fanny pack.

I can't focus on tooting with this fucking clown talking to me.

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