BabySnakeFossil @Mbaker@mastodon.social
- Who dat
- lady who go in dat movie?
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- 99 million yrs
- Time
- 8:40
- Arrrrrrrrrr
- Hypersnrfy
I was born, did some stuff, encased myself in amber, fossilized, got discovered, and now I'm back.
Joined Oct 2018
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If I start a podcast about hot sauce and beer plus my own personal life would anyone listen to it???
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Like long podcasts?
Consider Simply Don The Podcast!
http://www.simplydonthepodcast.com/2017/03/19/the-136th-podcast/
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Who likes printable recipe documents?
I just finished another massive collection, here is the new one. First time posting it here:
(Vegan)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10K34BD02o9O56vxCzXyeC0z-7UBXqUC0_YoO8ynzVI4/edit?usp=sharing
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Above Average Man (Not myself)
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Ambien Olympics
I really thought we'd achieve minty brussels sprouts by now but without @whispersfromthehauntedmountain we are hopeless :(
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Eat seed
This might be where I go today
When the guy comes to fix the top shelf just have him fix the other ones too.
You could be the god damn president. But you won't if you keep eating those marshmallows.
Ouch my toot.
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Gross nsfw
Jurassic Park but it's a film about how the robots in the future try to recreate humanity from a piece of shrekeli
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These have been facts about teeth. There is nothing else we can learn or know about them.
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TEETH FACT: you're never more than 1,000 feet from teeth. They're always around and grow abundantly in many types of soil.
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TEETH FACT: when someone gets braces it means that their teeth are angry and need to be held in place so that they can calm down and do their fucking job.
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TEETH FACT: a cavity in your tooth means that a small tooth goblin has found housing there.
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TEETH FACT: 1 in 22,000 people are born with a single giant toot that scientists call the Unitooth. These unfortunate souls are hunted for museum displays.
- Who dat
- lady who go in dat movie?
- Age
- 99 million yrs
- Time
- 8:40
- Arrrrrrrrrr
- Hypersnrfy
I was born, did some stuff, encased myself in amber, fossilized, got discovered, and now I'm back.
Joined Oct 2018
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