TV shows, too. I have longed for "The Starlost" to get remade. It was terrible but "Phoenix Without Ashes" is great.

Sometimes it feels like this country doesn’t even care about victims of the snack attack anymore.

So, if I just walked around wearing a sweatshirt that looked exactly like Chief Kyle's from Strange New Worlds, that'd be totally fine, right?

You're telling me an olive made this garden?

Having game night and doing breakfast for dinner. Someone said they'd bring a salad and I think maybe they're not clear on the whole concept. Unless it's a salad of donettes. Maybe it's a salad of donettes.

My family and I ask that you respect our privacy during this difficult time as my current bottle of gummy vitamins is stuck together in a huge clump and I have to poke apart each day's dose with a chopstick.

There is a certain group of people who want to go to Mars in the same way Cortés wanted to go to the Americas.

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If you want to get the startup chime back on your own Mac, just run:

`sudo nvram StartupMute=%00`

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Oh, hair stuck on the bathroom mirror six inches higher than the tallest person in the house, what stories you would tell if only you could.

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I’m sure many of you on the left already have your favorite candidate. I know I do. Still, I am 1000% behind the sentiment on this bumper sticker.

The other instance I was on was shut down so I'm back on .Social until further notice.

So, this account will go quiet. Please follow I'll try to only do this every few days or so. You know, so it's not too much trouble.

Just playing another game of "Is that a mustache hair going into my nose or a nose hair going into my mustache that I feel?"

Me: [diligently uses face scrub every day for decades]


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Just as a heads-up, don’t use PMs/DMs on Mastodon, and if you have to never share any private information.

Admins of sending and receiving instances can read those, as there is no end-to-end encryption. Even if you trust the admins, instance ownership could change or hackers or government could get in.

Use different tools designed specifically for this.

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