"I AM THE SAND GUA-"
"The BBC have done an article about online sellers paying for positive reviews!"
*pauses it* Oh. Yeah ok that's definitely a current issue.
"THE SAND! POSEIDO-"
"I mean it's not exactly news, it's been happening for years"
*pauses it* Mmhmm.
"Your auntie wants me to-"
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the black paint I got from Tiger squeezes out like chunky poo and doesn't mix well with water so my palette looks like a goth toilet bowl with a long black poo in it
Je fais de mon fucking mieux, Barbara.
27 | Taurus | UK | poorly-rested tall child
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