very small corviknight @Murkrow@mastodon.social

My daughter.

See you space crowbird...

hvvbhgvhhghfvfvdhxvxhxv okay fine that's what I get for being stubborn for more than a month I suppose

NO!!!

I know full well the second I order more of this thing I've """lost""" I'll find it again but also I need it and I've been looking for five weeks now

Just saw a guy with a shirt that said "bonjour bitches"!

I bet this is how NPCs feel when they see me confidently striding at the temple with a water-breathing helmet when it needs a crossbow

"It very clearly says here "come into our [location] branch and show this for 50% off!"
Yes, the [location] branch are offering that right now.
"Why is it not 50% off?"
Because ONLY the [location] branch are doing that right now, our turn for an offer will be later.
"But it says to show this for 50% off?"
At our [location] branch, yes. You must be both in possession of that AND at our [location] branch.
"But I'm not in [location]!"
Yeah me neither

Good Night Moon, only it's Good Night Miari for seventy pages.

Who is Miari and why do they have so very many accounts

Injury update: taking requests on ig to practise my left-handed drawing in case my finger falls off and I can never hold a pen in the right hand again

Honestly my hair's in worse shape than my finger I just needed to be dramatic about it for a second

It's all bandaged up and elevated and going to be fine but I can't write, paint, cut or sew for a but so ummmmmmmmmmmmm fuck

Also not /off/ off, that's hyperbole, it's just like,,, a rasher of finger gone

Me: I'm going to have a productive weekend of crafting
Fate: :)
Me: aw fuck I've sliced off the pen-holding finger of my dominant hand

Do you ever get so thirsty you slam more than a litre of water in one go and just KNOW it's going to fuck you up later down the line

I feel like I never catch up on masto any more can someone just recap the last few weeks for me pls

Mimikyu

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Okay never mind I figured it out it was because I was at work