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The last cat turned him from a cat disliker to ambivalent, this one's already taken him from ambivalent to occasionally quite taken with her (but privately so his family don't suspect he likes her)

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The cat's doing indulgent slowblinks at my dad as he rambles on about antagonyms, continuing her ongoing project to turn him into a cat person.

She-Ra's great but I keep pointing at every bad guy going "and I want a redemption arc for that one too"

Bow's attachment to Tiny Bow is me with every character I've ever played

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If it's anime it has a beach episode, if it's a western cartoon it has a D&D episode apparently

My warlock's a librarian so of course their unseen servant is named after the windup mouse from The Amazing Maurice And His Educated Rodents

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Behold the power of my Unseen Servant, γ€ŒM I S T E R C L I C K Y」!

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@Mirima hey are you taking commissions btw? A friend is looking for ocs to be drawn and I think they'll love you!

D&D shit 

testing the minimum amount of material needed to summon Unseen Servant and have Mister Clicky carry me to safety. Will the DM let me use a toothpick and a thread? We'll see.

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D&D shit 

sitting in the palm of my own Mage Hand calculating the most opportune place to throw myself

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D&D shit 

fuckimg frog just cast Eldritch Blast with devastating strength I'm howling

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D&D shit 

DM's turned us into frogs for our crimes so now I can only use spells that require V and S because I'm naked with no inventory

this is perfect

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D&D shit 

derailed the entire oneshot by saying "jif" about an animated picture

Anyway now I have a sunhat that looks like a toadstool and cost me Β£4 because someone wanted it out of their house

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Love it when the ebay seller includes a special note getting narky about how difficult it was to package and how expensive it was to send. Mate you're the one selling it I thought you had a plan.

Me: god it's hot
Me: guess I'll just suffer
My cat: god it's hot
Me: here's a slab of ice the size of a pint glass for your water fountain, lunch will be served in the garage where it's coolest, here is another dish of ice water with a gentle splosh of tuna water in it to encourage you to drink more, here is the electric fan at the appropriate height for floorbeasts, here is a cloth strategically pinned to make a sunshade in the breeziest part of the garden-

Does anyone in the UK want these Japanese textbooks for free? 

They're all good books in perfectly reasonable condition, they've just been sitting untouched on a shelf for way too long and need to be with someone who will use them.

UK only because these books are heavy as hell and international shipping would cost me one million squillion pounds.

If you're brave enough to trust a stranger with your postal address hit me up, I am offering these elsewhere too so don't hesitate!

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Does anyone in the UK want these Japanese textbooks for free? Boosts appreciated 

Exactly what it says on the tin. These are all geared at English speakers wanting to learn Japanese, no prior knowledge necessary. From left to right, top to bottom we have:

Japanese for Dummies (no CD)
Japanese phrasebook
Japanese Demystified
Kanji Learner's Dictionary
Instant Japanese (with CD)
English-Japanese Dictionary

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