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a goblib @Murkrow@mastodon.social

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See you space crowbird...

Protip: when doing your motivational mantra, do remember to take off your noise-cancelling headphones so you can tell if you're maintaining an appropriate volume. My Dad was very upset to hear me chanting about bones just loud enough to hear.

Anyway what I meant to say was "gotta start wearing cuffed jeans so other people can see my collection of excellent socks"

Gotta staaaraaataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I got new socks in the post and I am the most excited 🧦

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(It's a slow-ass day at work today so I'm getting back into my late noughties comicking habit)

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New fiction aesthetic: The Romans were visited by aliens/time travelers and were taught everything the visitors knew about science. Ancient ruins in a modern setting are full of dormant mechas who are a cross between EVA robots and Greco-Roman statues. Big, decaying robots with marble Neclassical-style faces and body part facades designed with the perfect human form in mind. Their bodies are a mish mash of carefully sculpted muscular limbs and messy wires. Antiquitypunk?

I have lost a very little bottle of sand somewhere which is a real pain because where do you even get one teaspoon of very fine sand without having to get more than that

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@Murkrow @envgen urban heat island effect can go fuck itself

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Harry Potter and the Woke Retcon

It's hit a positively arctic 25Β° and my brain has started perking up a little, time for The Eternal Clearout to resume for an hour or so.

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Me: if I stay indoors with my headphones on the sports can't get me
Federator at sport.meltdown.world: hi just following you so Sport Meltdown World can federate with you!
Me: :ohno:

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july? fuck off, we've not even had june yet. fuck off!!!!!!!!

LB: went to bed at 5%, charged in bed for 9 hours, woke up at 14%