Channel Divinity: Twilight Sanctaury is absolutely incredible
I thought it was 1d6+5 but it turns out if everyone stands still out of combat you can do it e l e v e n times consecutively and if you fill their hp it stacks on top as temporary hit points. I'm at 112/38 hp and the rest of the team is similarly adamantium-plated
I misremembered, it's actually Bigger Luke Theory but still
My father just discovered Slightly Taller Luke Theory and hearing this man who doesn't use a mobile telephone discover the world of the terminally online is fascinating
It's like if an anteater turned round and said "apparently there's this place called Star Bucks where people get plant extracts in their drinking water"
My entire concept of France is a rustic 1940s village filled with terminally online queers and their cats
[Elderly Oxford scholar voice] well I'm not sure about that one but in George Brassens' day they used to say-
Je fais de mon fucking mieux, Barbara.
Kit | 30 | Taurus | UK | poorly-rested tall child
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