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uspol adj 

Case in point: I did dye my hair Mango Twist and it does look good.

If Mastodon told me to do something I would simply do it. RIP to Hazel but I'm different

Seasonal improprieties 

Put my pyjamas on early as a treat and now I'm going to bed, hashtag middle-aged

Me: whatchu staring at?
The cat, ears flat, eyes wide: ceiling's haunted

Food, Christmas, stupid 

Food, Christmas, stupid 

Crazy cat parent 

food, neg 

food, neg 

vegan food, neg 

vegan food, neg 

French coworker said she can't look at me without thinking the Kiri jingle in her head so I guess I'm changing my name

I knocked on the door and the driver just said "no", guess I am walking then.

Bout to spend all my money on a taxi so I can get to my bed slightly faster

Why could we not be having this conversation years ago when I was in uni and could remember what all the things were called

Also why's it like 11pm I want to go a bed

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