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LEGO's Christmas advert features two groom astronauts marrying with a rainbow of astronauts in the audience hell yeah gays into space

food 

Pizza is just a more efficient way to shovel cheesy vegetables into my mouth

yom yom yom

D&D shit 

the prisoners are going to die because we're all incapacitated howling at our acting captain's Freaunch Acczont

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D&D shit 

we're all fucking pissing ourselves Bard's trying to blend in with the french and he's doing a german approximation my microphone is wet with tears

HE'S FUCKING SLIPPING INTO CALEB WIDOGHAST HE'S JUST GON "JA" WHERE DO YOU THINK WE AREWE

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D&D shit 

we're all bullying one player by saying that her character's accent is exactly the one coming out of her mouth

she's trying to insist that with high CHA, the bard should be better at faking French than she is and the DM's adamant that no, the voice you do is the voice the character does

me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

the one time I fall asleep with an alarm for dnd o'clock is the one time everyone decides to start an hour early

however my party is such a sweet bunch they texted, called and then just unanimously decided to wait until I got back to them :blobmiou:

Plot twist: very warm inside my bed still. Goodbye, friends.

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Anyway welcome to winter when I proceed to bitch about how cold it is for four months

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It's a beautiful sunshiny morning which means it's exactly no degrees outside and I'm suffering

Cat was absolutely desperate to go outside, I opened the door into the -1Β° morning and she bolted straight for my brother's bed inside because fuuuuuuck that.

I can't just be mean to them unprompted so now I just have to wait and hope

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tfw you stumble upon earth's most perfect burn and have to wait for the right person to say the right thing so you can use it in the right context

Me: oh cool fanart for that thing I'm catching up on
Artist's tags: everybody lives AU :)
Me: wh
Me: what do you mean AU

Some day I want to go to China and just tour all the extremely specific assembly lines. I would pay money to go to a factory and watch them go from pdf to etched steel business card or whatever

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