See you space crowbird...
Fuck I'm already in bed but
He won't be in a selfie of us being twins >:C
I read that article about how to do selfies (by dudes for dudes) and had a go, and then got fatally distracted by filters and found one that makes me look like my Dad and now that's all I can do is fucking cackle at the Dad filter
Foxes update: they pooed on the noisy pig so Mum chucked it, and now they just morosely slink through the garden on their way to places. Taking PayPal donations to hire a detective to find out where they were getting pigs from and get them a new pig.
Chalk is more difficult than I remember?
I found a chalkboard sign and I have nowhere to put it but I want to do something stupid with it
a website that treats instance picking like starter pokemon choice. you get exactly three choices of guaranteed-good instances of varying sizes, with basic information about each of them, and an assurance that you can always move instances later
my pristine timeline...befouled with "joke's"
Update: I hunger and there's no food indoors so outside it must be. Sigh.
I don't want to go outside, it wet >:C
Heads up folks who are working to make their posts more #accessible:
I've heard from some #visuallyimpaired folks that those #ASCII art posts (like the bunny with a sign or the person peeking out from behind a wall) are actually super awful to folks who are using screen readers.
#a11y #accessibilitytech #memes
Je fais de mon fucking mieux, Barbara.
27 | Taurus | UK | poorly-rested tall child
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