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"I don't say we all jort to misbehave, but we jort to look as if we could."
- Orson Welles

camera angle makes it look as if soldiers and rugby players are jerking off. Show more

politics shitpost Show more

Wanna have a bit of fun watching people get all confused while revealing society's inherent patriarchal bias?

Refer to your sewing machine as a 'power tool.'

Someone was probably proposing at the top of the i360, then the skywriter they hired drew this massive wobbly bum

this summer i sat on the beach in brighton. a skywriter in a beautiful bright red plane tried to draw a heart for someone, but it was windy and they accidentally drew this terrible bum instead

every crime is a crime of passion if you love crime enough

this summer i sat on the beach in brighton. a skywriter in a beautiful bright red plane tried to draw a heart for someone, but it was windy and they accidentally drew this terrible bum instead

UK countryside access debates often reference the Kinder Scout mass trespass as a turning point, one that gave us the paths and bridleways we know today.

What usually gets ommitted is that it was organised by communists and seen as part of a much bigger struggle: redpepper.org.uk/occupy-kinder

tfw you find public space in Manchester that hasn't been taken over by some capitalist event

A friend just pointed out: Since every fucker is talking about Marie Kondo right now, it's a great time to go to charity shops/thrift stores.

nuns in a monastery but instead of illuminated manuscripts they spend all day painstakingly making ultra luxury pogs

mh shitpost in graph form Show more

wrote out a course outline to send to the dude who offered me a game design prof job

STOP TRYING TO IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF DEBATE ONLINE. no right-thinking person goes onto online to find strangers to "debate" with. real people, ordinary, decent people, have only come online to view gifs of skeletons fucking

every cleanser:

"this gentrification is good actually because it is organic gluten-free locally sold vegan imperialism"

also every cleanser:

"what's a co-op"

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