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"I don't say we all jort to misbehave, but we jort to look as if we could."
- Orson Welles

Did this yesterday and it's a good museum. Some of the labelling there is explicitly anti-colonial

throwing a kink reveal party where they cut into the cake and it's just vanilla and a bunch of off white balloons come out of nowhere and the bartender passes out vanilla milkshakes and everyone is kinda disappointed but they shake my hand or clap me on the back as they suddenly remember a thing they forgot to do

Recently I took part in a v. special project–A Peculiar Organism of Unlimited Kindness and Benevolence, a gorgeous digital zine to raise funds & awareness to preserve the Amazon.
12 artists! 22pg of incredible, diverse+exclusive artwork! $5+! profits go to the Rainforest Action Network, Rainforest Alliance and Amazon Watch!
Get it here:
🌿 gumroad.com/l/apeculiarorganis
🌿 papayaya.itch.io/a-peculiar-or

please purchase if you can, boost, spread the word💞
#mastoArt #fediArt #mastoDraw #zine #creativeToots

This town ain't big enough for the both of us.

So I made the town a bit larger for you. Hope that helps. Thanks. Bye.

Me, hearing something scrabbling around in my bedroom: oh no, a mouse, ugh

Seconds later: Oh it's just an enormous beetle, hello insect friend

Man is an animal, sick unto death, cursed to be so fucking extra

uk protests - transgender 

Heard of a cool tech-bro-weeding interview technique the other day. A male and female engineer conduct the interview session together. If, when the female engineer asks the candidate a question, he directs his answer to the male engineer, then he's out. They said it happens a lot

nature relaxation videos - 

final thoughts on "whisper networks" 

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