David H ✖️ @Nach@mastodon.social

this didn't exist so I've gone ahead and invented it

throwing a kink reveal party where they cut into the cake and it's just vanilla and a bunch of off white balloons come out of nowhere and the bartender passes out vanilla milkshakes and everyone is kinda disappointed but they shake my hand or clap me on the back as they suddenly remember a thing they forgot to do

sometimes i think about the D&D peasant railgun

How to Deal With Difficult People in the Workplace

Sad Max Furry Road

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The internet today, probably all week:

This town ain't big enough for the both of us.

So I made the town a bit larger for you. Hope that helps. Thanks. Bye.

ACAB

Man is an animal, sick unto death, cursed to be so fucking extra

I just bloody love countenancing stuff

There are gonna be a lot of potentially dangerous protests happening across the UK for the forseeable future.

If you're on HRT, remember that the police in the UK have been known to withhold medication from trans people when arrested, as well as be hella abusive and transphobic.

Take HRT with you to the protest, keep it on your person. If you're using patches, consider replacing them the day of the protest so they're fresh.

Heard of a cool tech-bro-weeding interview technique the other day. A male and female engineer conduct the interview session together. If, when the female engineer asks the candidate a question, he directs his answer to the male engineer, then he's out. They said it happens a lot

While I appreciate that in some cases they have been the only way for people to get the word out without facing consequences from an abuser, framing them as a solution feels the same way as advising women to carry pepper spray, dress modestly, and avoid dark alleyways does, in that the implication is that they'll get the other girls, but not you, if you just x y z