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"I don't say we all jort to misbehave, but we jort to look as if we could."
- Orson Welles

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Ninja Wario
The Warios
Once Were Warios
Xena: Wario Princess
Jayce And The Wheeled Warios

Just realised I can post this pic of wilma again, so angelic 👼

my buddy george told me that one day we'll have a big farm together, and we'll have rabbits, and we can farm clout all day. i can't wait...

how to focus test your game: do the thing that makes the most managers go "JESUS CHRIST NO"

Yesterday: double denim.

Today: trouble trenim

Tomorrow: jictory (jeans victory)

saw this and first thought was "oh no, what's the central library done?"

a really spicy hot take, sort of meta but also not really 

👨🏿‍🔧 Data, what are you doing jumping around all over the place collecting bananas?
👨🏻‍⚕️ Sorry to startle you, Geordi. I'm trying out a new "Donkey Kong 64" module.

The Virgin Train vs The Chad Nationalized Rail

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🌲🌱🌲🍃 🌲🌲🌲🍃
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My only wish is that when I block people they die

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