David H ⚗ @Nach@mastodon.social

Best thing on the internet for me right now

@theoutrider I've found out that this is possibly due to bagged Russian piss.

The Americans drink recycled piss after boiling it in a piss centrifuge (can't use a normal piss boiler in microgravity), but the Russians are not happy to drink their own piss, so they bag piss and give it to the Americans.

@Nach apparently in the last couple of hours the ISS astronauts have produced *TEN LITERS OF PISS*

@nach @Elizafox pee is stored in low earth orbit

@Nach ...that we know of

@Nach @pastelbat @theamericanjerk @theoutrider @wxcafe @envgen @ExciteMike @Siphonay @zatnosk @batterpunts @filthypinko @bentosmile Sergeant Pergeant's Learnly Hearts Clearb Bargeant

fuck off with your "1 Infinite Loop" and such. new rule: companies aren't allowed to name their private roads. instead, the people of the local neighborhoods get to name them, so companies better hope they haven't pissed people off. have fun telling business partners to send mail to "102 Parasitic Monopoly Drive"

mastodon was a moderately successful social network that lasted two whole years before s rogue thread about how rhyming words are funny are the whole timeline, let this wreck of less and less comprehensible syllables be a warning for future human communication

whenever i see the typo “buisness” i pronounce it “bweezness”

start a small bweezness today

me: accidentally types a website wrong into the search bar

google chrome, for the rest of my life: you want to go to netfliz? you like netfliz you dipshit? you really sure you don't want to go to netfliz.com today?

Panic! is stored in the Disco

so does bisexual mean once every two sex or twice per sex