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Now I want a Detective Pikachu game in Detroit Become Human style.

Money on the table, Nintendo!

So when it comes down to it, Detective Pikachu is the spiritual successor to the Bob Hoskins Super Mario film.

Imagine Dwarf Fortress VR.

Now roll a sanity check at -2.

What I say is, if it ain't uncanny, why bother having a valley at all?

Using the modern web doesn't feel empowering. It feels immensely frustrating.

The web is barely usable without ad-blocking. Pages take an age to load and the content jumps around as more ads download and display. Also the ads are spying on you.

The entire JS ecosystem is dependency hell and sometimes you have to download massive JS files just to view a web page. The JS is probably also spying on you.

Worse still, JS is also probably why the Back button doesn't work properly on so many sites.

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Can we just declare libertarianism a religion and be done with it?

I dunno man, you're making socialism look really attractive here.

An adult wrote this.

Another adult paid them for it.

What is wrong with this planet?

Unrelated: I hear guillotine futures are a good investment this quarter.

Looks like Facebook is broke.

Who deserves the credit?

The "inside chest_bot" text adventure got an upgrade and moved to it's own home... Just mention the bot to start a new game!

@ifictionbot

Wow, chest bot is still a thing?

I wonder if it still considers me stuck in an adventure game.

Nobody ever respects the Ground-Based Spaghetti Monster and that's sad.

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