How to identify white supremacists:

Step 1: condemn white supremacy in unequivocal terms.

Step 2: wait for white people to get offended.

Step 3: you have found the white supremacists.

I moved to . I suppose that’s worth mentioning. Weather has been nice up until a couple weeks ago.

My iOS mastodon client broke and then I forgot about Mastodon for a while.

… what’d I miss? 😜

Genie: You have ONE WISH.

Me: Alright, I have one, but it's very detailed.
Genie: As long as it is only one wish, you're allowed to spend as much time as you want detailing it.

Me: Alright, here we go. *Grabs notebook and takes a deep breath* The key words MUST, MUST NOT, REQUIRED, SHALL, SHALL NOT, SHOULD, SHOULD NOT, RECOMMENDED, MAY, and OPTIONAL are to be interpreted as described in [RFC2119].

Genie: Wait, is that...?

Me: *Flips notebook* Chapter 1. Preamble.

Hmm. Google Maps shows two Schlotzsky’s(es?) in the greater area… but they’re both permanently closed. 😒

This year in Seattle has been surprisingly warm and sunny. But the stereotypical weather seems to have arrived.

Brain: psst. Wake up.
Me: 😴
Brain: Wake. Up.
Me: 😴 πŸ’€
Brain: Here’s a dream of a spider jumping onto your face.
Me: 😱 I’m awake! 😱

I have a special level of disdain for people who get on the bus and stop to stand immediately in the doorway so everyone else has to squeeze past them in/out the door the the next stops. GET OUT OF THE WAY.

S/you’re/you/

Writing on a phone keyboard on a bumpy bus filtered through autocorrect. Whee!

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β€œJob securiness.” When you’re find code that is not great for your employer, but is a good justification for your continued employment (so you can fix it).

Five minutes out the door and I’m already wishing I’d worn shorts.

Today’s Forecast: sweaty πŸ’¦

uspol, musings on due process 

reminder: if due process is revoked for one group -- illegal immigrants, for example -- it can be revoked for everyone. All the government has to do is say you're an illegal immigrant. You say, "but I'm not, and I can prove it" -- but prove it to who?? the government doesn't have to give you a chance to prove it, that's what revoking due process *means.*

But of course, most people who say it's okay to revoke illegal immigrants' due process are white. so.

Someone recommended Steven Universe and I half-heartedly started watching it, but now I think I love it?

* Super Gay (+ trans + queer)
* infectious positive mood (usually)
* actually good/interesting sci-fi/fantasy
* interesting characters & character development

Don’t make the mistake I did and just write it off as a cartoon for kids. Though, yes, some plot lines are predictable tropes, it’s still super cute and enjoyable.

Aah. Starting off Monday morning on the wrong side of the street, watching your bus leave without you. πŸ˜‘

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