Nigma @Nigma@mastodon.social
Director of Bacon Sandwiches
Joined Oct 2016
Here's my idea for an RNG Sorcerer https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ebmdgr_wVpw7AdSw6MXONYRdk60is0xN9GhPByCNca0/edit?usp=sharing
DND character idea: Sorcerer/Wizard, but you have to roll all of your spells at complete random. No backsies, no relearning spells on levelup, no copying spells from spellbooks or any other means. Just pure randomness.
Nigma
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Oh no, Pooh! That's not honey! You drank facebook deleting juice!
Breaking news: Twitter CEO Jack announces new substantial changes to Twitter:
- No more Likes
- No more Retweets
- No more Tweets
- Entire website to use 90s <HTML>
- Now a geocities page
- Video player made even shittier somehow
- Posting "uwu" punishable by death
- Still keeping those Nazis
BUY BUY BUY
heads up twitter being fucking stupid again
invest in mastodoncoin
brands in 2019 twitter: smh af fam im depresso pass the expresso #starbucks
brands in 2032: mm fuck this mcnugget sauce is so good im cumming aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #CUM
oh no im watching mob psycho 100 and im enjoying it am i a weeb now
scientists have spent 12 years trying to decrypt the hamster dance website's secrets
all attempts have failed
this website is wild
this hamster dance website sells waterbeds
what is this
am i having a stroke
me: "you should make a hamster dance instance"
@Gargron: "let me see if hamster.dance is a purchasable domain"
me: "gargron please"
i made this happen
post your blobs
when @Gargron asks you to help design mastodon ads and you feed him garbage meme ideas
Director of Bacon Sandwiches
Joined Oct 2016
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