Nigma @Nigma@mastodon.social
Director of Bacon Sandwiches
Joined Oct 2016
Free Wifi at a Restaurant Alignment Chart
Nigma
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JAPANESE MASTODON: Well-adjusted, polite people talking about stuff like video game strats and food
FRENCH/GERMAN MASTODON: Educated, politically oriented people talking about national politics and sharing news articles
SPANISH MASTODON: literal pictures of Shrek's hog
ENGLISH MASTODON: ｃ ｈ ｅ ｅ ｂ ｓ ｂ ｅ ｂ ｏ ｒ ｂ ｇ ｅ ｒ
let's all enjoy life before scientists inevitably figure out that coffee definitely gives you cancer
He won.... but at what cost...
LAKAD MATATAAAAAAAAG
i wanna smooch a ghost
me yesterday: i wanna drink tomorrow
the world, today: we just figured out alcohol literally gives you cancer every time you drink it
@Gargron ur a piece of shitola
doom are you ok
Whoever said hunger is the best cook never met sleep
went to a pizza hut in germany today
realized too late it's restaurant style and you gotta sit down and look at a menu
spent like 35 minutes in a pizza hut ordering by myself for overpriced pizza
Becoming a samurai to own the libs
green tea not strong enough
Alexa, euthanize me
Tinder making me racist against blond women
stop being stupid morons
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Director of Bacon Sandwiches
Joined Oct 2016
