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Ash 🐺 @Ninji@mastodon.social

lewd, kink Show more

better emoji movies than the emoji movie:
• the Never Gonna Give You Up music video, but with 🅱️ overlaid on Rick Astley’s face

*sees a poly relationship with three UI programmers in it*
so which one of you is the model, which is the view, and which is the controller

Ash 🐺 boosted

no thanks, it’s too expensive, I’ll take an off-peak fitness instead
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adult mags… hm

-walks in- I’d like the latest Homeowner’s Monthly and also this month’s Tax Return Filing Magazine, please
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pleased to announce that this building still has RAWR XD sprayed on it
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Today is not stiflingly hot so I can justify buying a hot drink
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when you scream in pain after realising how much money you’re giving HMRC
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the internet has ruined me: the first thing I thought when I saw this shelf was “Ah, wide boys”
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hm, maybe I should go back to being an animal here as well

kinda lewd, feels, gender Show more

I need to figure out a way to cross post stuff from Twitter to Mastodon automatically so I can share things here without having to do it manually every time

it’s been Show more