Ash 🐺 @Ninji@mastodon.social

for some reason there is a red dot beside the Toot! app label and it’s bothering me. only thing i can think of is that it’s a test app

maybe there’s a jailbreak tweak to get rid of it… https://mastodon.social/media/9VIrwKqKsYkt8Juzx4o

problems with coming back to Mastodon after like a year: i have a lot of people to follow back, but a ton of these are just "i’ve moved!" accounts, and a bunch of others are probably abandoned without the profile saying anything :|

Ladies out of toilet order https://mastodon.social/media/PuI5JBJz1DVZSdqsG9Y

Words you never want to hear: "No Egg" https://mastodon.social/media/oS7NUEN-85bWxXydjlM

one day I might start using this again

is there a client that remembers your timeline position like Tweetbot does yet?

no context necessary https://mastodon.social/media/rn1BS06VOyeS_miljv8

better emoji movies than the emoji movie:
• the Never Gonna Give You Up music video, but with 🅱️ overlaid on Rick Astley’s face

the three most important words of the hour https://mastodon.social/media/4PCSvi7zMIxLYWe54UI

*sees a poly relationship with three UI programmers in it*
so which one of you is the model, which is the view, and which is the controller

no thanks, it’s too expensive, I’ll take an off-peak fitness instead
https://mastodon.social/media/O9Xh76Qp9Ep48bKRfBw

adult mags… hm

-walks in- I’d like the latest Homeowner’s Monthly and also this month’s Tax Return Filing Magazine, please
https://mastodon.social/media/bWQ9_imF57v6B7Ge2CU

pleased to announce that this building still has RAWR XD sprayed on it
https://mastodon.social/media/1FLTj0Su6S5rGvcogss

Today is not stiflingly hot so I can justify buying a hot drink
https://mastodon.social/media/RWnNG-muOAazQEIfotg

when you scream in pain after realising how much money you’re giving HMRC
https://mastodon.social/media/FNZpcQO5dsK2LZ3NzG8

the internet has ruined me: the first thing I thought when I saw this shelf was “Ah, wide boys”
https://mastodon.social/media/bnCIui8ZjXUdamRTYyI

nut
https://mastodon.social/media/9dD3jmhgNQ2Cw81zG3E