Ash 🐺 @Ninji@mastodon.social
Aspiring doggo, CS student at Strathclyde, lead dev at Furcadia. I like code, reversing, graphic design, UI/UX and utility cycling. 22, nb/gay/poly, they/them
no context necessary https://mastodon.social/media/rn1BS06VOyeS_miljv8
lewd, kink Show more
better emoji movies than the emoji movie:
• the Never Gonna Give You Up music video, but with 🅱️ overlaid on Rick Astley’s face
the three most important words of the hour https://mastodon.social/media/4PCSvi7zMIxLYWe54UI
*sees a poly relationship with three UI programmers in it*
so which one of you is the model, which is the view, and which is the controller
no thanks, it’s too expensive, I’ll take an off-peak fitness instead
https://mastodon.social/media/O9Xh76Qp9Ep48bKRfBw
adult mags… hm
-walks in- I’d like the latest Homeowner’s Monthly and also this month’s Tax Return Filing Magazine, please
https://mastodon.social/media/bWQ9_imF57v6B7Ge2CU
pleased to announce that this building still has RAWR XD sprayed on it
https://mastodon.social/media/1FLTj0Su6S5rGvcogss
Today is not stiflingly hot so I can justify buying a hot drink
https://mastodon.social/media/RWnNG-muOAazQEIfotg
when you scream in pain after realising how much money you’re giving HMRC
https://mastodon.social/media/FNZpcQO5dsK2LZ3NzG8
the internet has ruined me: the first thing I thought when I saw this shelf was “Ah, wide boys”
https://mastodon.social/media/bnCIui8ZjXUdamRTYyI
there we go
hm, maybe I should go back to being an animal here as well
kinda lewd, feels, gender Show more
lewd furry shitpostery
https://mastodon.social/media/MM9l9plJQiKF9-n1I4U
I need to figure out a way to cross post stuff from Twitter to Mastodon automatically so I can share things here without having to do it manually every time
*nuzzles ur menu* do u rp?
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it’s been Show more